Last One to Post Wins

[Mariner Mike]

Higher Education - Derby - does not compute

[Dark Knight]

MM
that is because I am not from Derby, I only live here, well for 5 more days anyway

as far as spelling and syntax and apostrophes go.................couldnt care less, you are all pedants
and I have wonn......

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, your last statement is wrong for starters!

[Mariner Mike]

MM
that is because I am not from Derby, I only live here, well for 5 more days anyway

as far as spelling and syntax and apostrophes go.................couldnt care less, you are all pedants
and I have wonn......

Sorry DK - Forgettin myself - don't yyou hail from somewhere like that hallowed educational centre of Burnley or summat

[Dark Knight]

Correctamundo Mikey

Burnley it is...that bastion of elitist education and high achievers.............which explains why I left as soon as I could afford to

[qbman1]

You've all lost me. Talk of anything norf of Coventry goes right over my 'ead

[Not so ancient mariner]

You don't know what you're missing!

[HK phooey]

Good morning dear losers, the keyring queen is in the building, though for how long I'm not sure. I may be hauled off for murdering the cook next door pretty soon. He is belting out Westlife songs at the top of his voice and sounds like a donkey on crack. I have politely asked him to shut his face and he has upped the volume.

[Not so ancient mariner]

You could always retaliate in kind! I'm sure he would just lovethat!!

[Dark Knight]

HK
given your usual stlye and grace, I am surprised the bloke next door didn't call the police to retrain you

[Not so ancient mariner]

Retrain - or Restrain? Actually either would be quite appropriate

[HK phooey]

I don't need retraining you daft bat. Speaking of which, I hope my daily sales tips have stood you in good stead this month.

[The Tinker]

Morning to all at the tope end of the country and also to the elite further down south. On a personal note cyber hubbie QB - I am not happy that you give other people a chance to choose the subject on Alphabet Quiz and also you are alll choosing subjects relevant to very very old people.
Happy Winning Day to me lalalalalalalala

[qbman1]

Shouldn't you be catching a boat Tink?

[The Tinker]

My 'ship' dear is on its way from Cadiz at the moment.

[Dark Knight]

HK
your sales tips are as much use as a chocolate kettle, which is why you are stuck selling TAT to gulible tourists and I work for a large multinational, with a very healthy expense account and a rather spiffy salary package as well
perhaps your " Oi you touch it, you buy it" style is what is holding you back?

[The Tinker]

Not sure if it will manage to sail down the Somerset Levels but watch this space

[Mariner Mike]

Morning to all at the tope end of the country and also to the elite further down south. On a personal note cyber hubbie QB - I am not happy that you give other people a chance to choose the subject on Alphabet Quiz and also you are alll choosing subjects relevant to very very old people.
Happy Winning Day to me lalalalalalalala

Sorry if ny choice of subject didn't suit Tink - but at least I can relieve you of the stress of being in front.

[qbman1]

New we are married, Tink, can you let me know which side of the bed you prefer to sleep on. I don't want to start off on the wrong foot.

[qbman1]

Morning to all at the tope end of the country and also to the elite further down south. On a personal note cyber hubbie QB - I am not happy that you give other people a chance to choose the subject on Alphabet Quiz and also you are alll choosing subjects relevant to very very old people.
Happy Winning Day to me lalalalalalalala

I only know any sixties bands because I once heard my old granny talking about them !

[HK phooey]

Batty boy, stop being so angry it's not good for you at your age. I'm sorry to hear about your experience with the ugly prozzie btw

[Dark Knight]

I thought the police might have a vacancy for a new police dog, which would fit perfectly and allow HK to be trained up to something better than selling TAT from the back of a shagged out transit van at the weekends

only trying to help a forum member drag herself out of the mire

[HK phooey]

Up your bum!

[Dark Knight]

HK
dont tell me you have fallen for the Mr Angry schtick, that is normally used to stir up "disgusted from Tunbridge Wells" and to annoy middle England, who really do think they are a bit special and who believe they have the right to pillage the economy coz they paid a bit of tax
but it is mainly used to show the country bumpkin , that two can play that stupid bloody game

[HK phooey]

Batty, I don't know why you can't be lovely and kind to everybody like I am