Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

yes they do QB, we passed it tother day ont way t'new place

[HK phooey]

given where you live, it must be a very very small shop, more of a kiosk really

Hang on Batty boy. We have a lot of pensioners on the IOW and, according to you, they're all minted so shouldn't be have a super duper sized Waitrose?

[Not so ancient mariner]

No - they prefer to spend their money on cruises

[Not so ancient mariner]

Watch out - it's evidently lunchtime.

Stand by your beds!!

[Dark Knight]

I bet old SS is along to put us all right

[HK phooey]

All that scanning seems to have put him in a bad mood. I fear for my life these days on LOTP

[Silver_Shiney]

I bet old SS is along to put us all right

You called?

[qbman1]

Does SS also stand for "Super Scanner" ?

[Silver_Shiney]

All that scanning seems to have put him in a bad mood. I fear for my life these days on LOTP

Me in a bad mood? No, dear lady, not me. Perhaps you mean my identical twin brother, you know, the butt-ugly one.

[Silver_Shiney]

Does SS also stand for "Super Scanner" ?

[HK phooey]

But shiny chap you were threatening to put a brick through someone's window the other day

[Dark Knight]

ooh dear, can somebody please organise lessons in sarcasm, irony and humour for HK
she just doesn't get any of it and seems to think this guff is real

[qbman1]

If you lived on the septic isle, would you have a sense of humour....?!

[Silver_Shiney]

But shiny chap you were threatening to put a brick through someone's window the other day

But not yours, dear heart, not yours.


'twould be a waste of a good brick....

[qbman1]

They do special reject bricks at Vandals 'r Us in Sandown

[Silver_Shiney]

HK, in light of information recently received, please let me have your address.

Cubie - do they do discounts for non-residents?

[Dark Knight]

they do a buy in bulk discount
that way you have more shots

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks, DK

HK, how many windows have you got, please?

[Dark Knight]

SS
thats the problem, prison cells only have one and they tend to have bars in front of them

[HK phooey]

Do you mean the whole prison or just my cell?

[Not so ancient mariner]

I recommend half-bricks to give you a longer range. It may be hazardous to get too close!

[HK phooey]

Haha, beat you to it you old bat

[Silver_Shiney]

I recommend half-bricks to give you a longer range. It may be hazardous to get too close!

Ah, that's something I didn't take into consideration. The weight of the wretched things. The state my back's in, I wouldn't even be able to lob a half-brick.

HK, consider yourself reprieved.

[qbman1]

I recommend half-bricks to give you a longer range. It may be hazardous to get too close!

It's hazardous to go much beyond Lymington !

[Silver_Shiney]

Right, everyone, back to work!