Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

Yes Dad

[HK phooey]

I think I'll see if Cbeebies has a forum, got to be a better standard of conversation than I get on here with you shower of halfwits.

[Dark Knight]

i am sure porkers are us has a forum, you can chat about your bingo wings, and when was the last time you saw your feet

[HK phooey]

That's very unkind Batty. I've demoted you to a quarterwit

[Dark Knight]

thats a promotion.......do keep up

[HK phooey]

Um, you were a halfwit dumbo

[qbman1]

This was all going so well......

Never mind, 3 weeks, 2 days and I will be unpacking me smalls on Arcadia

[HK phooey]

You baby boomers really got on my nerves, 4 cruises a year and sod the rest of us.

[Dark Knight]

DOH
i used to be just a wit, so anything more than that is a promotion
QB
I thought you were going commando?

[Dark Knight]

HK
How very dare you critique the baby boomers, according to the tripe they talk they have lived through the worst this planet has had to offer and come out the other side unscathed, to revel in their riches, so why should they give a crap about anyone else

[qbman1]

I thought you were going commando?

In Iceland? Who do you think I am Bear Grylls ?

[Dark Knight]

What a Wuss

[qbman1]

I tend not to anyway in case I trip over

[Dark Knight]

WHAY HEY.....A bit of the old blue comedy, never goes out os style

[qbman1]

I'm here all week....

[Dark Knight]

twice a night plus matinee's on Sunday
please stay away if easily offended

[Not so ancient mariner]

I tend not to anyway in case I trip over

Provides protection. You wouldn't want to graze anything when you landed, would you?

[qbman1]

twice a night plus matinee's on Sunday
please stay away if easily offended

...or a resident of a penal colony

[Dark Knight]

that would be a captive audience

[qbman1]

I can just see them all, sitting on Needles Point, waiting to get away in little home-made boats. Papillon's got nothing on it !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Just like Alcatraz

[qbman1]

Nah, it's not that posh

[Not so ancient mariner]

Never having been inside either of them, I defer to your greater knowledge

[qbman1]

Well, I've seen pictures of Alcatraz on the telly and compared to the shanty towns you see as you drive around the septic isle.....!!

[HK phooey]

Right that's it. If you lot don't start being nice to me pdq I'm off, and then you'll be sorry.If this was the school playground you'd be pulling my pigtails and nicking my dinner money