Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Ooh life in the fast lane! Btw shiny bloke, you are much less aggressive when not in the company of the bat and the cat so, for your own good, I am banning you from sitting with them next week.

[Silver_Shiney]

I am banning you from sitting with them next week.

Which means that I must turn ALL my mickey-taking onto you. You haven't thought that one through properly, have you?

[HK phooey]

They won't be sitting together either. I suggest we all pick on notso

[Silver_Shiney]

They won't be sitting together either. I suggest we all pick on notso

Why, what harm has he done?

I prefer Plan A still

[HK phooey]

What harm have I done? It's someone else's turn to feel the pain and heartbreak from the LOTP bullies

[Silver_Shiney]

What harm have I done? It's someone else's turn to feel the pain and heartbreak from the LOTP bullies

But, sweet lady, you're so easy to wind up!

Besides, the others are probably bigger than me

[HK phooey]

Their gobs are

[Dark Knight]

Poor old HK is just upset, coz when she had all her mates on here, the WI, they used to rule the roost, now she is Tatty no mates, the boots on the other foot


T.O.U.G.H.

[Silver_Shiney]

Shouldn't you be packing?

[Dark Knight]

we have several burly men coming in to do the rest on Monday and Tuesday

[Silver_Shiney]

we have several burly men coming in to do the rest on Monday and Tuesday

You've still got cleaning to do.... and your computer obviously hasn't been packed. Come on, stop slacking.

[Dark Knight]

nope, that's it for today
a few bits to do tomoz
and we are DONE

[Silver_Shiney]

lightbulbs washed and polished? Lino under the carpet polished and buffed to a high gloss? Miniscule fat splashes by the cooker cleaned off? Limescale scraped off the porcelain telephone?

We're expecting full military married-quarter march-out standards here.....

[Dark Knight]

SS
we don't live on the IOW, we have a clean tidy house and do not need to wash it down with acid to clean up, it is not a hovel

[Silver_Shiney]

didn't say it was a hovel, DK, just outlining some of the ridiculous standards that are expected

[HK phooey]

Poor old HK is just upset, coz when she had all her mates on here, the WI, they used to rule the roost, now she is Tatty no mates, the boots on the other foot


T.O.U.G.H.

Cubie is me mate... aren't you Cubie

Did you mean 'the boot's on the other foot?'

[Silver_Shiney]

Don't tease him, HK, moving house is stressful at the best of times.

Give 'im til the end of the week to settle in, then let 'im have it with both barrels

[Dark Knight]

dear pedantic prison inmate
I don't use commas as I cant really be arsed, so don't bother highlighting the fact, as it is the height of bad manners to point out peoples grammar and syntax errors on the internet, did they teach you nothing in borstal?

and you wonder why you have no friends

[HK phooey]

No Batty, it is the height of bad manners to make constant fatty 'jokes' to somebody who confided in you that they were trying to lose a few pounds, so up your bum!

[Silver_Shiney]

No Batty, it is the height of bad manners to make constant fatty 'jokes' to somebody who confided in you that they were trying to lose a few pounds, so up your bum!

aw diddums, I think um's wrecked um's friendship there....

[HK phooey]

AND, I have loads of mates. There's Cubie and shiny chap, notso loves me very much, and then there's all the others from the forum that are my mates but don't post on LOTP because you are such a batty, shouty old bat

[Dark Knight]

ahh Poor HK, have a couple of cakes , you will feel better

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. I'm just restoring some degree of decorum to the list, and regaining my rightful place: - in the lead!

[The Tinker]

Watch out as you are on HK's hit list - I am signing off for a week while I go on a cruise courtesy of Smurfy
for a week - I will bring you back a photo of the winning trophy.

Happy Moving DK

Happy Scanning Shiny

Happy Days Hk

Love and Kisses to my cyber hubby Cubie

Tata

[Dark Knight]

enjoy you pedalo on windemere