Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

There is a virus sweeping the nation R. You'll probably pick it up to go with your nits and impetigo

[qbman1]

Probably the cooking sherry

[HK phooey]

I haven't touched sherry since a Christmas Eve disco in my teenage years.

[qbman1]

I knew it - one sherry and she's anybody's

[Not so ancient mariner]

Please don't tell us about it.

[HK phooey]

I threw up outside church on Christmas morning. The priest's housekeeper actually slapped my legs and there was a very frosty atmosphere round the dinner table.

[Not so ancient mariner]

QB Your suggestion of a mogadon sandwich is beginning to appeal.

[qbman1]

I threw up outside church on Christmas morning. The priest's housekeeper actually slapped my legs and there was a very frosty atmosphere round the dinner table.

I know the one - then the priest asked you into his bedroom and the rest is history

[HK phooey]

CUBIE! That is low even for a mangy furball like yourself Notso, would you like to hear about what happened to my Caesarean wound?

[qbman1]

Obviously I've spent too long reading the Daily Mail !

[Not so ancient mariner]

No - it's too near lunchtime!!

[HK phooey]

I read an article in the Mail online yesterday (don't tell anyone) about chickens being more intelligent than toddlers. They are also more intelligent than the contributers to LOTP, myself excepted

[Not so ancient mariner]

You shouldn't believe everything you read in the newspapers: - especially the Daily Mail.

[HK phooey]

But this one is true nots. I taught my chicken, Degsy to speak French when she was 18 months old! Cheese and onion toastie today?

[qbman1]

You shouldn't believe everything you read in the newspapers: - especially the Daily Mail.

What? You've shattered all my illusions AM. I always thought if it was in the DM it must be right !

[qbman1]

But this one is true nots. I taught my chicken, Degsy to speak French when she was 18 months old! Cheese and onion toastie today?

I did go for the Parma ham in the end

[HK phooey]

You're a bit of a maverick on the sly aren't you Cubie?

[qbman1]

Live life on the edge, that's me !

Did you see PTE has joined the bingo club ?

[HK phooey]

Ooh, I haven't done a fascinating bingo fact for ages!

[Mariner Mike]

I noticed that the erudite conversation this morning has ground to a halt - so I just thought I'd take the lead - bye guys

[qbman1]

Bye. You off so soon MM ? Never mind, I'm in front as usual.

Have to say, nice as it was, that Parma ham didn't fill much of a gap

[Mariner Mike]

OK QB you've persuaded me to stay a bit longer and join the fun then

[qbman1]

Fun? The way things have been going around here this morning makes lighted matches under the fingernails seem more and more appealing !

[Mariner Mike]

Don't tell me you're wishing the bat was back then

[Not so ancient mariner]

But this one is true nots. I taught my chicken, Degsy to speak French when she was 18 months old! Cheese and onion toastie today?

Does the chicken wear a monocle too?

Cheese & Onion (cathedral city mature & red onion) but not toasted today. But I do have a nice pear for afters!!