Last One to Post Wins

[Mariner Mike]

I think Shiney's nominated humself 'acting rottweiler' until DK Gets settled in 'Ull and rejoins us

I think DK could be a while yet - he's still trying to round up the last of his fish in the 'Umber

Well. he'd better get a move on - I've got better things to do than stand in for him. Do you have ANY idea how uncomfortable (not to say stupid) it is to wear your y-fronts outside your trousers?

Given the discussion on here about photos this lunchtime I hope you're not planning any dodgy work with that scanner of yours

[Silver_Shiney]

Given the discussion on here about photos this lunchtime I hope you're not planning any dodgy work with that scanner of yours

The thought never entered my head, sir.

[qbman1]

An officer and a gentleman to the last......and by the way, you ARE last.

Round of applause for the winner please

That's me in case you were wondering

[Silver_Shiney]

An officer and a gentleman to the last......and by the way, you ARE last.

Round of applause for the winner please

That's me in case you were wondering

well, yes, we are wondering why you are claiming the lead when, clearly, you're not there....

[qbman1]

True class always shows through SS and since I triumphed in the last version on the CC site, I am recognised as a winner wherever I go

[HK phooey]

If any of you old fogeys were on Facebook you would see some pics of the bat's new cave.

[Silver_Shiney]

True class always shows through SS and since I triumphed in the last version on the CC site, I am recognised as a winner wherever I go

Housebound, are you?

[Mariner Mike]

Who's harking back to thee old days now then QB. You may have won then...but I'm in the lead now

[qbman1]

If any of you old fogeys were on Facebook you would see some pics of the bat's new cave.

Can't go on Facecloth - the Daily Mail tells me I might catch something if I do

[HK phooey]

Set up an account, I'll help you.

[qbman1]

Nope - it's bad enough with all the barrack room whingers on here without having to mix with the professionals !

[HK phooey]

Go On, you wil you wil.

[qbman1]

I won't, I won't. You'll be trying to get me on Twaddle next

[Mariner Mike]

If any of you old fogeys were on Facebook you would see some pics of the bat's new cave.

Can't go on Facecloth - the Daily Mail tells me I might catch something if I do

You can use take steps to protect yourself from viral infections you know

[qbman1]

I know, I've got a Facecloth filter on my pc !

[HK phooey]

Cubie, there's loads of bingo groups you could join, and flower arranging ones! FB is not your enemy.

[qbman1]

But the Daily Mail says.......!

[HK phooey]

The Daily Mail is for morons. I was simply looking in to see if there were any pictures of David Beckham in his undies.

[qbman1]

Well, even that's prefereable to Posh in hers.

aka Wouldn't Touch Her With Yours Spice !

[qbman1]

Have I won then?

[Not so ancient mariner]

'fraid not Cubie

[qbman1]

Aw, and I was getting so excited last night....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Too much information!!

[qbman1]

Not that, you plonker. It was the anticipation of meeting Carol again, before she heads off down the road, to receive my glittering prize

[Mariner Mike]

Why would Carol want to head down the road to receive your glittering prize the cubie