Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Sorry, didn't know the Grammar Police were in town !

[HK phooey]

I'm afraid I can't play today dearhearts, I need to pop up to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers. So long...and thanks for all the fish.

[qbman1]

Morning my little piranha

[HK phooey]

Can you not read bingo boy? I said I CAN'T play today!

[qbman1]

OK, off you pop then. I'm here in the morning if you need anything

[HK phooey]

Shame on you, can't you leave the poor students alone at the weekend?

[qbman1]

That's an outrage. Who do you think I am, Stuart Hall ?

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm afraid I can't play today dearhearts, I need to pop up to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers. So long...and thanks for all the fish.

Good grief - that's a long way north for you!!

Have you got all your survival gear and oxygen ready to go with you.

[qbman1]

Don't believe her AM - she gets a nosebleed whenever she goes north of Winchester !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yes, I'm sure you can get exploding trousers a lot closer than Hartlepool.

Thinks: HK's trousers exploding would be a sight to behold!

[qbman1]

Get her to tell you about her other wardrobe malfunction......that really frightened the pigeons

[Not so ancient mariner]

It would make a change from her medical misfortunes!!

[qbman1]

I've just heard that Mrs C has a "Highly Commended" for her pedestal arrangement at the Blenheim Palace flower show. She's a bit excited. How do I break it to her that anything other than first is losing ?!

[HK phooey]

Don't be mean about it, just say "Oh well, better luck next time."

[HK phooey]

I'm back btw, turns out Hartlepool is closed on Fridays.

[Quizzical Bob]

and any day that ends in a Y

[qbman1]

Don't be mean about it, just say "Oh well, better luck next time."

I think something along the lines of "Oh well done, that's great" was expected

[qbman1]

Don't be mean about it, just say "Oh well, better luck next time."

Do you want a picture of the prize-winning exhibit ?

[HK phooey]

Cubie tell her it's not the taking part, it's the winning that counts

[qbman1]

That's more like it. Shame they don't instill more of that competitive spirit in schools. None of this "everyone's a winner" crap. First is first, second is nowhere !

[HK phooey]

Go on then. let's see the pic.

[Not so ancient mariner]

"For when the One Great Scorer comes: To mark against your name,: He writes - not that you won or lost -: But how you placed the blame".

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon you lovely people. 'ullo, HK

[qbman1]

Go on then. let's see the pic.

OK, if you insist HERE it is

[Not so ancient mariner]

and very good it is too!