Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Cubie, the only thing to look forward to about reaching your age is that my legs will become all thin and hairless
I've got a problem with a fox, any ideas?

[qbman1]

Poison one of the chickens and leave it out tonight - that will do the job

[HK phooey]

I was thinking more along the air rifle line.

[qbman1]

What, shoot the chicken? - I don't think that will work

[HK phooey]

Cubie, the bloody fox took our lovely Derek and broke mine and my daughter's hearts If you are mean I'll nver forgive you.

[qbman1]

Really sorry about that but the fox has to live as well. Did he get into the chicken run or did you leave them out? Sounds like a better fence is needed

[HK phooey]

They free range. He came back last night in broad daylight and tried to get another one from the run. We've just had a new fence put up.

[qbman1]

Electric fences? Build a Watchtower? Have armed guards patrolling the boundary 24 hours?

I think you might have to shut them in the coop at night

[HK phooey]

They are shut up at night! They're shut up in the run for the forseeable.

[qbman1]

Poor fox - he has a young family to feed.....!

[HK phooey]

Poor fox my a*se. I hate it with a passion. Bring back hunting.

[qbman1]

Peace and love, dear heart, peace and love! Everything has a right to live, however humble (or bloody annoying!). Just off to knit my own yoghurt and wear a flower in my hair !

[HK phooey]

You'd have a different attitude if it was your runner beans at risk

[qbman1]

I've got rabbits and slugs at them....but it's hardly the same, is it

[Not so ancient mariner]

Next time you venture north to Hartlepool, maybe you can get some exploding chickens instead of trousers.

[qbman1]

...."light the blue touch paper and retire immeidately !"

[HK phooey]

Do be careful not to choke on your chhese and onion toastie, won't you notso?

[qbman1]

I've got prawns today

[HK phooey]

Coronation prawns? I've got prawn and lettuce with a hint of mayo.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I've got prawns today

Glad to hear it's not crab(s) !!!

[qbman1]

Nope - mayonnaise, tomato sauce and paprika with delicate cucumber slices and a dash of freshly ground sea salt and black pepper (at least it was freshly ground at 7:30 this morning)

[qbman1]

I've got prawns today

Glad to hear it's not crab(s) !!!

Maybe later...!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Do be careful not to choke on your chhese and onion toastie, won't you notso?

Thank you for your concern, but no toasties for me today: home made soup and French bread instead.

[qbman1]

Floosie's having Fox Burgers

[Not so ancient mariner]

Does she know that the food standards people found traces of chicken DNA in the samples they analysed?