Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Sshhh, I'm at work worried sick

[qbman1]

Perhaps something like THIS might be the answer

[qbman1]

Even if it doesn't stop the foxes, it will annoy the hell out of the neighbours !!

[HK phooey]

Cubie, that would be brilliant if it didn't scare dogs too.

[qbman1]

Shouldn't the dogs scare off the foxes, or am I missing something here ?

[HK phooey]

Our dog was asleep on the decking beside Gordon the chicken when I spotted the fox

[qbman1]

Sounds like he needs 5,000 volts through his tail - that would put him on alert

[Not so ancient mariner]

Maybe if emitted the sounds of galloping horses, baying hounds, hunting horns, and cries of "Tally Ho", it might have more effect - especially on the neighbours!

[HK phooey]

Notso, the neigbours on both sides are well into their eighties and almost completely mutton geoff I've just found a product called prickle strips that I'm going to order along with a shotgun.

[oldbluefox]

Leave my relatives alone!!!!

[HK phooey]

If you're related to the creature that murdered my Degsy then I'll shoot you too.

[Silver_Shiney]

If you're related to the creature that murdered my Degsy then I'll shoot you too.

Oh dear, Graham hasn't mentioned that the beloved Mr Kane has been medically discharged from the human race.....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Last week it was yourself that you were going to shoot!!

[Silver_Shiney]

She's a woman of the female variety, changing her mind is part of the job-spec!

[oldbluefox]

Best to stay clear. If it moves she shoots it, and not too bothered which way round she holds the gun. Good job it only squirts water.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good job it only squirts water.

I'll sleep better tonight for knowing that.

[Silver_Shiney]

Best to stay clear. If it moves she shoots it, and not too bothered which way round she holds the gun. Good job it only squirts water.

and there was me thinking she'd wet herself....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Best to stay clear. If it moves she shoots it, and not too bothered which way round she holds the gun. Good job it only squirts water.

and there was me thinking she'd wet herself....

Maybe it's a pee shooter

I'll get me coat.....................

[Silver_Shiney]

might be best if you fetch mine at the same time, before we both get a slap!

[Ray B]

While you lot shoot each other or slap each other I will take my place as the winner. I thank you.


Ray

[Not so ancient mariner]

No need to thank me, as your tenure was short lived. SS & I merely kept the pot simmering overnight, and full service will no doubt be resumed before long.

[qbman1]

You called.....?

[Not so ancient mariner]

No HK this morning - presumably she's gone foxhunting.

[qbman1]

Either that or she has donned her exploding trousers and waded out into Sandown Bay, leaving a pile of clothes on the beach

[Silver_Shiney]

You called.....?

no