Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

Buy one - get one free on selected wines

[qbman1]

or 25% Off when you buy 6 bottles

[Not so ancient mariner]

of Vino Collapso

[Silver_Shiney]

or Milk of Amnesia

[Not so ancient mariner]

or Milk of Amnesia

With any luck my daughter who lives in Sheffield will be bringing some up with her when she comes home for the weekend.
(if she can find it in bottles)

[Silver_Shiney]

that doesn't mean you can slip into the lead though

[Not so ancient mariner]

Spoilsport!!

[Silver_Shiney]

rats - you've found what SS REALLY stands for!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

rats - you've found what SS REALLY stands for!!

[qbman1]

Morning girlies and assorted losers. The day shift is here to collect the glittering prize

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning Cubie: but remember you are not a lone worker

[qbman1]

Maybe not, but it can be lonely out here in the lead all the time

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, how's life in the old folks' home today? Notso lusting after some milk of magnesia is a step too far I'm afraid.

[qbman1]

I suspect it's pretty much the same as it is in the sanatorium that doubles as the IOW

Do they still do Milk of Magnesia? I used to hate it with a passion !

[HK phooey]

No normal person would imbibe milk of magnesia. Old notso is even more of a wrong 'un than I'd suspected.

[Not so ancient mariner]

The phrase 'Should have gone to Specsavers' comes to mind.

No, I don't need the antacid properties of Milk of Magnesia.

What I was discussing was 'Milk of Amnesia'.

See: http://www.abbeydalebrewery.co.uk/beers/milk-of-amnesia

[HK phooey]

Yeah yeah notso, you've obviously gone back and changed it

[Not so ancient mariner]

(sigh) Yes, anything you say dearie.

[HK phooey]

That's better, good boy.

[Silver_Shiney]

Yeah yeah notso, you've obviously gone back and changed it

He got the phrase "milk of amnesia" from me a few weeks ago..... I've been saying it for years

[qbman1]

Glad you've turned up SS - I'm losing the will with these two this morning

[Not so ancient mariner]

It's a hard life!!!

[qbman1]

It is when you have to explain your jokes to an inmate of the Prison Isle

[Silver_Shiney]

Glad you've turned up SS - I'm losing the will with these two this morning

You're very welcome, dear sir. Unfortunately, I can't stop for long today as I've got a few appointments this afternoon and the first one is due any time now.

However, I shall hang around to hurl as much abuse as possible in the time allowable

[qbman1]

It's all been fairly genteel thus far - must be the weather (or highly-strung nerves with two Brits due on Centre Court today)