Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

When did you last tell a joke you old furball? Was it about the bingo?

[Not so ancient mariner]

There's an old proverb that says:

"(S)he who laughs last...................had to have the joke explained!"

[Silver_Shiney]

When did you last tell a joke you old furball? Was it about the bingo?

no, but he got a lot o' laughs over it.....

[HK phooey]

Will someone please show me where the deranged mog thinks he's cracked a funny!

[Silver_Shiney]

Will someone please show me where the deranged mog thinks he's cracked a funny!

Postby qbman1 » 28 Jun 2013 09:17 » Post Number:#5161
Morning girlies and assorted losers. The day shift is here to collect the glittering prize

(sorry, Cubie!)

[HK phooey]

Hilarious

[qbman1]

Yep, as funny as a fried fox

[Not so ancient mariner]

Have you got a recipe?

[qbman1]

Dead easy - first stuff one fox with a fresh chicken (easiest if you get it to eat one) then fry said fox with 10,000 volts which removes the fur, feathers and cooks it all in one go

Enjoy !

[The Tinker]

You all seem a bit deranged this week - just keep chanting the mantra 'The Tinker is the winner'.
Frying foxes, shovelling sh*t and imbibing milk of amnesia or whatever it is called are not normal practices.

[Not so ancient mariner]

At least he was shovelling it, not just stirring it!!

[Silver_Shiney]

You all seem a bit deranged this week - just keep chanting the mantra 'The Tinker is the winner'.
Frying foxes, shovelling sh*t and imbibing milk of amnesia or whatever it is called are not normal practices.

It's not normal practice to slurp milk of amnesia / el vino collapso / falling-over water???

[Silver_Shiney]

You all seem a bit deranged this week - just keep chanting the mantra 'The Tinker is the winner'.
Frying foxes, shovelling sh*t and imbibing milk of amnesia or whatever it is called are not normal practices.

It's not normal practice to slurp milk of amnesia / el vino collapso / falling-over water???

in moderation, of course!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning all. Your leader is about - even if not exactly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. ( I will leave the latter to OBF, and HK's neighbours.)

[welshynurse]

Good morning, what's that about the leader?

[Not so ancient mariner]

I was just reminding everyone that I was up & about. Simples!!

[Silver_Shiney]

I was just reminding everyone that I was up & about. Simples!!

I dare say you are, but it doesn't answer Welshie's question about the leader (me)

[welshynurse]

It's ok, it was a rhetorical question, there was only one answer... me

[Silver_Shiney]

"was" being the operative word... unless you want your parking permit revoked

[welshynurse]

I'l be good
Can I bring the car seat round later please?

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'l be good
Can I bring the car seat round later please?

Why not take the whole car - or would that be pushing your luck?

[welshynurse]

Bringing over a piece at a time...much more fun

[Not so ancient mariner]

Just don't re-assemble it somewhere you can't drive it away from. A lad at university rebuilt an old motorbike in his top floor flat - and then found he couldn't get it down the stairs!

[Quizzical Bob]

Just don't re-assemble it somewhere you can't drive it away from. A lad at university rebuilt an old motorbike in his top floor flat - and then found he couldn't get it down the stairs!

Silly question but....

...how did he get it in there?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Silly question but....

...how did he get it in there?

He brought it from home piecemeal and re-assembled it in his flat. I suspect some people may still tease him about it from time to time.