Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

We had a phone call this evening from a concerned friend. She was wondering if we would be safe on our cruise, what with all that unrest & trouble going on.

My wife had told her that instead of going to Norway on the way back from Iceland, this cruise was visiting the Faroes.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning Ladies, Gentlemen and other assorted forumeers.

This is your beloved leader giving you a wake-up call.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Beloved perhaps, but certainly no longer the leader

[The Tinker]

Yes Notso - you need to sort out your military coup in the faroes and I am now the elected leader in here.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yes Notso - you need to sort out your military coup in the faroes and I am now the elected leader in here.

.....and you too have just been deposed!

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes Notso - you need to sort out your military coup in the faroes and I am now the elected leader in here.

.....and you too have just been deposed!

correct!

[Not so ancient mariner]

so we're playing 'musical posts' again then: - and the music has just stopped!!

[Silver_Shiney]

oh, I'm all a-quaver!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm beginning to thing that HK has got a thing about our Cubie. Have you noticed how little she posts when she knows he's not around?

[The Tinker]

I can run faster than you two

[Silver_Shiney]

what's your point, sTinks?

[The Tinker]

I am the winner of course (w)Hiney

[Silver_Shiney]

I am the winner of course (w)Hiney

(w)Hiney, eh??

Well, I suppose it's better than "wino" (hic!)

[Dark Knight]

good afternoon everybody

bit of a test to ensure the new broadband is up to the mark

[Silver_Shiney]

good afternoon everybody

bit of a test to ensure the new broadband is up to the mark

No, we can still see you....

[Dark Knight]

I see the level of wit is still somewhere below the dregs

[Silver_Shiney]

I see the level of wit is still somewhere below the dregs

That's an improvement, though!!

[The Tinker]

Testing, testing, one, two, three - ooh look i'm still in the lead

[Silver_Shiney]

Mary had a little lamb, etc etc

No you're not, Tinks!

[Not so ancient mariner]

..... and neither are you, SS.

[The Tinker]

Ditto notso

[Not so ancient mariner]

This could get repetitive.........

[Silver_Shiney]

there's an easy way to break the repetitiveness.... GIVE UP!! Stop getting in my way. You know it makes sense!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Raspberries!!

[The Tinker]

Did you know there are more calories in a raspberry than a strawberry?