Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

SS. When you asked me to fetch the violin, how did you know Batty was going to be 'on the fiddle' this afternoon?

I'm not just pathetic, I'm telepathetic!!

[The Tinker]

SS. When you asked me to fetch the violin, how did you know Batty was going to be 'on the fiddle' this afternoon?

I'm not just pathetic, I'm telepathetic!!

[The Tinker]

Sorry - too much sun today methinks - while you pathetic lot are fiddling/scanning your expenses - i will take over my rightful place on the winner's podium.

[Dark Knight]

ooops you fell off loooooser

[Not so ancient mariner]

ooops you fell off loooooser

My money's on her being pushed!



Goodnight folks.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, one and all. It looks like being a nice day so there's no need for anyone to come on and usurp me from my rightful place.

[The Tinker]

your rightful place is at work scanning - so enjoy shiney and to the person who pushed me off last night.



















BOO!!!!!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

'Tis very quiet these days without Cubie winding up HK, and her responding with her medical history.........!

[Silver_Shiney]

your rightful place is at work scanning
BOO!!!!!!

Fortunately, on this occasion, I am able to multitask. As it happens, I doubt if I'll be doing any scanning today - spent all morning preparing family histories and reconciling bank statements, this afternoon, museum visits.

Still, I am comfortably in the lead. You have my permission to look up to me.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Keep taking the medication. These delusions of grandeur will resolve eventually.

[Dark Knight]

hey ho peeps

are you still arguing over second and third place? coz we all know I have won

[Silver_Shiney]

hey ho peeps

are you still arguing over second and third place? coz we all know I have won

Yes, we know you have won third place. Now stop getting in the way of the big boys

[The Tinker]

Are you wearing your high heels today shiney? Just remember ladies first - hangers on 2nd and 3rd.

[welshynurse]

Quite right always ladies first!

[Dark Knight]

this is an equal opportunity thread
so all that ladies first, flim- flam don't count for nowt

so shift

[welshynurse]

Ok ok I'll shift, straight back into first place!

[Silver_Shiney]

Not so fast, small medical personette, show some respect to your elders

[Not so ancient mariner]

......and some are more 'elder' than others

[Silver_Shiney]

......and some are more 'elder' than others

watch yer lip, pal, I've got juniority under you... (I think)

[Not so ancient mariner]

well, at least as far as winning LOTP you have.

[Silver_Shiney]

Please re-arrange these words to form a well-known phrase or saying:

in neck your wind

[The Tinker]

Give your head a wobble and sort your napper out

[Silver_Shiney]

Give your head a wobble and sort your napper out

[blows raspberry]

[Not so ancient mariner]

My oh my.......aren't we all so being polite this evening.......

[Silver_Shiney]

quiet there in the cheap seats!