Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

.....and on that point I conclude the case for the prosecution.

[Silver_Shiney]

That's alright, mate, the way British justice is these days, it's the offender who gets off and the victim who has to bear the consequences

So I'll blow another raspberry!!

By the way - good morning, sir, how are you today?

[Not so ancient mariner]

That's alright, mate, the way British justice is these days, it's the offender who gets off and the victim who has to bear the consequences

So I'll blow another raspberry!!

By the way - good morning, sir, how are you today?

Warm!!

[Silver_Shiney]

That's alright, mate, the way British justice is these days, it's the offender who gets off and the victim who has to bear the consequences

So I'll blow another raspberry!!

By the way - good morning, sir, how are you today?

Warm!!

It's even warmer up here in first place - at least (being below me) you're in the shade

[Not so ancient mariner]

Unfortunately not. Blow where I'm sat there's this shiney silver thing that is reflecting the sunlight back up at me.

[Silver_Shiney]

You mistake brilliance beaming down for reflected sunshine, sunshine!

[Not so ancient mariner]

No, this light is definitely sunlight being relected from below my current position.

P.S. Cubie's chosen the right day for visiting Stavanger. Cloudless sky & bright sunshine - and it was absolutely hissing down there yesterday

[Silver_Shiney]

No, this light is definitely coning from below my current position.

P.S. Cubie's chosen the right day for visiting Stavanger. Cloudless sky & bright sunshine - and it was absolutely hissing down there yesterday

hissing down?

I heard it was pisssssistently raining.....


You should've gone to Specsavers, boss, that's Tinks dazzling you!

[Not so ancient mariner]

No, that flashing blue light is a police car.

[Silver_Shiney]

No, that flashing blue light is a police car.

oh for crying out loud, what are they after you for this time?

[Not so ancient mariner]

They just came and asked if I had seen a man in a batman outfit.

[Silver_Shiney]

oh, okay, the control room obviously hasn't passed on my anonymous tip-off.....

Well, my "family history" visitors have arrived early, so you'll have to play by yourself

[Not so ancient mariner]

Have a good afternoon. i'm sure they're preferable to more scanning.

[Dark Knight]

afternoon sloths

I have just got in from a quick 300 mile jaunt to Lancashire and back, 29 degrees all the way and the aircon working overtime

at least it is the weekend and for once we have very little to do

[Not so ancient mariner]

If only.............Coming as they do from the tropical rainforests, Sloths are much better adapted to the temperatures we've had the last few days!

[The Tinker]

Right I'm here - whose sillly idea was it to change your password after 6 months - how do they expect me to remember the old one?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Right I'm here - whose sillly idea was it to change your password after 6 months - how do they expect me to remember the old one?

......yes, your computer remembers it for you - but won't actually tell you what it is!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Our local branch of Thomas Cook was today advertising a cruise to the Batlic. So are cruise ships starting to call at 'Ull?

[The Tinker]

Perhaps DK has started a sideline 'cruise the humber with batman' - hope he has a good dress code

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning all. Just about to finish off the packing. We leave home on Tuesday, & sail on Wednesday. The website shows the ship to be sold out. So much for the stories of ships sailing half empty!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Hang on a minute, if you're leaving Tuesday, who am I going to wind up for the next couple of weeks?

You haven't thought this through properly, have you?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Don't panic, I did think of this. Cubie arrives back in Southampton tomorrow. As soon as he's finished watering & weeding his beans, he'll be back on line.

[Not so ancient mariner]

.... and now, before I justifiably get earache, I must go and help my OH finish the packing.

Play happily.

[The Tinker]

Have a great time notso - i'll keep an eye on shiney for you

[Silver_Shiney]

Have a great time notso - i'll keep an eye on shiney for you

oh yeah?

You and whose army?