Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

who's that then?
is there another poster from the septic isle ?

[HK phooey]

It's me Batty! Now, don't get cross but I've asked you before not to ring me so early in the morning for your sales tip. You woke the chickens up today.

[qbman1]

You sleeping with the chickens again ?

[Dark Knight]

HK
I rang to tell you that I have reported you as a stalker to the local old Bill and BT etc
apparently you have me on permanaent re-dial and are well known for being a phone pest?
now just coz you mugged some oldies yesterday and made £1.40, dont think you are George Soros or Bill Gates

Morning QB
so give us the skinny on your cruise I am waiting with .....well nothing .but feel free to tell us anyway

[HK phooey]

I have my phone set to play the spooky Omen music when Batty calls and the bedroom window was open. The poor girls were terrified.

[The Tinker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0blYx0E1F3A

[Dark Knight]

Now Now HK

everyone knows that when I ring your phone plays "especially for you " by Kylie and Jason, so don't play the hardnut, ya big soppy moo

[HK phooey]

You worry me Tinks.

[Dark Knight]

She worries You ??

what do you think you do to the rest of us......bleedin wierdo

[HK phooey]

She posted a link to a chicken tormentor!

[Dark Knight]

if we stuck your head under your arm, would you go st sleep?............anything is worth a try

[HK phooey]

Sorry Batty, I find it hard to bag up my keyrings with my head stuck under my arm.

[Dark Knight]

you do realise I didn't really mean arms

[HK phooey]

Reported.

[Dark Knight]

oh not again.....at this rate I will be banned before I finis

[qbman1]

Such fun.....!

[Dark Knight]

off to lunch with Lady D

laters looosers

[HK phooey]

Hey Cubie, I've just been reading that scientists are close to finding a cure for cat allergies! This is great news as it means that when I go out in the garden to throw bricks at them I won't come in sneezing

[qbman1]

Knowing how awful most girlies are at throwing, it's a wonder you don't kill the chickens

[HK phooey]

I'll have you know I was a netball champion at school you old furball.

[qbman1]

Wow. Standing still, trying to catch a ball and tossing it in the air. Hardly athletic, is it?

[HK phooey]

You obviously have no clue about the role of a goal attack. Anyway, I can't be expected to take advice on atleticism from a man who thinks a good work out is planting a couple of runner beans, followed by a rousing game of bingo.

[The Tinker]

Ooh miaow - play nicely folks or i will put you all to sleep like the chicken.

[qbman1]

That hen wasn't sleeping - it was petrified !

Anyway, hello wifey - you were snoring well last night

[Silver_Shiney]

Move over, all and sundry, the leader is back