Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

A good price, indeed, dear heart.

So, tell all, what happened at the Tower?

[Dark Knight]

SS
you have the breaking point of a Kit Kat....honestly you will never hear the end of this, then it will be all the ailments, then the drivings test.....it will be endless

[qbman1]

....and don't forget the chickens

[Quizzical Bob]

I wasn't counting them.

[HK phooey]

Actually, I only had one minor accident when I shut the toilet door on my hand, slight bruising but nothing for you to worry yourselves over.

[Dark Knight]

then the Germans
and God help us when Gareth Bailout goes to Madrid,

[qbman1]

He's not in it for the money, you understand

[Dark Knight]

ya think ?

[qbman1]

Nah, he's totally loyal to the ordinary working class fans who have paid their hard-earned and turned out in all weathers, week in, week out to support him and the team. He wants a move to Madrid to reward them all for their loyalty...........

[Dark Knight]

Ah I thought it was for the weather and the chance of bagging a decent wag?

[qbman1]

Not sure I'd want to play footy out there - it's forecast to be over 40 degrees next week

[HK phooey]

I'm not up to discussing Gareth, I confess to actual tears on reading yesterday's reports.

[Quizzical Bob]

I'm not up to discussing Gareth, I confess to actual tears on reading yesterday's reports.

Of laughter?

[HK phooey]

Sorrow and betrayal QB

[Dark Knight]

so new pad in Madrid, a couple of ferrai's and a new model wag and £250,000 a week
hard life init

[qbman1]

Sign of the times, dear heart, sign of the times. No "professional" footballer has any scruples or loyalty and you have to accept he will be off like a ferret up a drainpipe at the slightest whiff of a few pesetas

[Dark Knight]

Euros ...you fossil

[qbman1]

Really ? When did that change then ?!

[Dark Knight]

1837
do keep up

[qbman1]

Those were the days - when you could go over on the ferry from Dover in your linen suit, point and shout at Johnny Foreigner and get exactly what you wanted !!

[Dark Knight]

most of the passengers on PandO still do

[qbman1]

....seek out the first "English Pub" and a shop that sells yesterday's Daily Mirror for the equivalent of about six quid

[Dark Knight]

yep sounds like PandO to a tee

[qbman1]

Methinks you are in for a shock when you board the good ship Weatherspoon in the Caribbean next January !

[Dark Knight]

I doubt it , I am nothing if not flexible and looking forward to a right casual cruise, with no bloody silly dressing up