Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

You are such a Philistine. You must come round to see my collection of stripey blazers and linen jackets !

[The Tinker]

Afternoon globetrotters

[Silver_Shiney]

SS
you have the breaking point of a Kit Kat....honestly you will never hear the end of this, then it will be all the ailments, then the drivings test.....it will be endless

as long as it's not the orange-flavoured Kit-Kat - I don't mix chocolate and orange.

Anyway, she clearly wanted to tell, and I didn't want you being kept in suspenders until she did so......

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm not up to discussing Gareth, I confess to actual tears on reading yesterday's reports.

who?

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon Tinker.

[HK phooey]

I'm not up to discussing Gareth, I confess to actual tears on reading yesterday's reports.

who?

Let's just say that it's a shame that Traitors Gate has been closed off.

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm not up to discussing Gareth, I confess to actual tears on reading yesterday's reports.

who?

Let's just say that it's a shame that Traitors Gate has been closed off.

what on earth are you talking about?

[HK phooey]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... eal-madrid

Can we leave it now please?

[Silver_Shiney]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... eal-madrid

Can we leave it now please?

FOOTBALL?? I thought it was something important!

[Dark Knight]

evening all

[Silver_Shiney]

Good evening, dear sir, and how are you?

[Dark Knight]

very well dear fellow...your good self?

[Silver_Shiney]

GOOD self? Don't know about that, sir, but I'm very well thank you, although struggling with the heat

[Dark Knight]

still over 25 degrees in east Hull, a tad too warm for 7.30 at night

[Silver_Shiney]

29c here

[Silver_Shiney]

... and 12 hours later on, it's 26c.

Oh well, time to put my nice warm leather jacket on and ride off to work!

[qbman1]

You sleeping in the greenhouse Scanner Man ?! It's only 18 here this morning

[HK phooey]

Oh I do like to hear a nice weather report in the morning Would you like to discuss your bunions next or perhaps the number of times you have to get up for a wee in the night?

[qbman1]

We'll be getting back to the good old P&O site days when they were all out first thing feeling their seaweed !

Anyway, I didn't get up at all last night - must be the heat !

[HK phooey]

Gordon got me up at 5.45 this morning, I had a strict talk with her and rationed her mealworms.

[qbman1]

Forgive my ignorance, but how on earth can a hen get you out of bed at that hour ? I'm sure you sleep with them

[HK phooey]

She clucks like a nutter and then Primrose joins in with a high pitched cry. The bedroom window is open so we can hear them very clearly Paul started up a fake snore so I would have to get up.

[qbman1]

Personally, I would donate them both to the foxes' welfare fund !

[Silver_Shiney]

That offer of a comfortable bed of boiled rice and a nice warming blanket of lemon sauce is still open..... goes very well with chicken












alright, alright, HK, I'm going to get a slap, I know.....

[HK phooey]

Personally I would move you forward to the edge of a bleeding cliff.