Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Pixies....?!?! What are you on ?

[HK phooey]

I see the furball is fleecing students this weekend, shame on you

[qbman1]

How many times - we have nothing to do with students - we're far too couth for all that !

[Silver_Shiney]

Shinyman, you have a very violent underbelly.

You love me really, you know you do!



Don't you??








HK?????

[Dark Knight]

QB
since you came back from you boat trip across the park lake you have become a right misery
cheer up and think of all that income from bleeding the immigrants and students dry
then you will be able to afford another boat trip, to cheer yourself up

Victor Meldrew or what?

[Silver_Shiney]

morning all
are we all happy pixies this weekend?

have you been on the "Colombian vitamin pills"?

[qbman1]

Probably been for an early morning constitutional with the poodles through the East Hull poppy fields

[Silver_Shiney]

kinky.....

[Dark Knight]

I have mowed the lawn, connected the rainwater harvesting equipment and now having a bit of a sit down before doing other manly DIY stuff

[HK phooey]

Is our slumlord having a midlife crisis? Come on Cubie, we're here to help

[qbman1]

"rainwater harvesting equipment" ? For God's sake, he's set up a water butt. You've spent far too long in sales meetings with "blue sky thinking" talk old pal

[Dark Knight]

see miserable sod
buck up, you grumpy a*se

[qbman1]

Not grumpy at all - just too long in the tooth to tolerate silly little girls squeaking at me about "moving forward". The dozy mare has now e-mailed to say she hopes I "have a lovely weekend". She doesn't know me from Adam and I am sure does not care if I get bitten by a scorpion and crushed by an anaconda !

[HK phooey]

[Dark Knight]

ahhh poor lamb
get over it and man up, she is doing her job and was probably trained to deal with miserable old buggers in that way

[qbman1]

Yeah - trained by some chump with no grasp of the real world and who thinks seventeen options for auto routing incoming telephone calls interspersed with lift musak is good service for the "customer" !

[HK phooey]

It's time to move forward furball. Will you two be touching base again next week?

[Dark Knight]

needs some out of the box thinking and run it up the flagpole to see if it flutters

[qbman1]

I'd like to lock the silly cow in a box !

[Dark Knight]

I will be off later to the purveyor of all things horticultural, to laterally extend my water harvest equipment in order to better conserve the liquid required to irrigate my lawned area to the rear of my property
in order to facilitate this expansion of my resources, I will need to invest in a cylindrical container in order to conserve my liquidity

[HK phooey]

You big ponce.

[qbman1]

Told you - through the poppy fields with the poodles !

[Dark Knight]

just coz you don't understand it, doesn't make it poncy

trogledytes

[The Tinker]

Hey cubie - look at the positives - whilst your customers are going round in circles navigating the 17 options you will have plenty of time to try to win on here!
And adopt your own annoying phrase - along the lines of 'your welcome' everytime she says 'moving forward'!!

DK - why do you need a water butt? I thought it rained continually 'up north'?

[Dark Knight]

Tinker
to collect water for our weekly bath in front of the coal fire, on a sunday night