Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

Thinking of you in the tub tonight

[Dark Knight]

Lady D goes first, then me, then the 3 dogs

[Silver_Shiney]

What, not the tub for you and a hose-down in the back yard for the others?

[Dark Knight]

no we are posh now in our new detached house

think Beverly Hillbillies only less rich

[Silver_Shiney]

So who are you? Ellie Mae??

[Dark Knight]

Jed Clampet ot Jethro at a push

[HK phooey]

Good morning losers, let's hope the furball is in a better mood this week, I have enough trouble dealing with the tantrums of the old bat.

[Dark Knight]

no tatrums here oh seller of TAT
all is bright and sunny

[HK phooey]

Don't lie, it's never sunny in Hull.

[Dark Knight]

metaphorically speaking of course....

[qbman1]

Do they have metaphors in 'Ull ?

[Dark Knight]

apperently so, or else it would never be sunny
have you cheered up yet, you old misery?

[qbman1]

Always the epitome of a sunny day in St Lucia me

[Dark Knight]

remind me not to get off the ship when we dock if you are some sort of metaphor for the weather, I will need a brolly and an overcoat

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon peoples

[qbman1]

Ooh look, it's Scanner Man

[Silver_Shiney]

At your service, sir

[Dark Knight]

should there be a theme tune for Scannerman. like the ones Batman and Superman have
then we could , upon hearing it, go and do something else

[Silver_Shiney]

you mean like like this?

[Dark Knight]

more a sort of early warning system

[qbman1]

I'm thinking of something like a reworking of the old Blue Mink hit Banner Man. A nice jolly little beat that rolls along and brings joy to the heart....!

Mmmm, on reflection, maybe not !

[Silver_Shiney]

what's wrong with this one?

Nice and gentle, soporific for cats and bats alike

[qbman1]

I know, the Bob Marley classic Jamming. Just replace the title with "scanning" and it works fine

[Dark Knight]

Run to the Hills seems apt

[qbman1]

Lindisfarne's "Run for Home" works just as well