Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

What do mushrooms have to do with winning?

[Silver_Shiney]

'cos there ain't mushroom on the winner's podium with me firmly established on it for anyone else

[Dark Knight]

oh SS you are such a Fungi

[The Tinker]

that sauteed you lot out

[qbman1]

I wish I had folowed my instinct and stayed at the allotment. Your jokes are shitake

[Dark Knight]

who let you out?

[The Tinker]

Hey qb - did you hear about the fungus and the alga - they took a lichen to each other

[Silver_Shiney]

good night, you lovely people

[Not so ancient mariner]

Sounds like a bit of fun AM - look forward to hearing all about it next week. Shame about Dun "Leary" - we had a really nice afternoon there - they even piped us ashore. Who has upset them then ?

Fog came down and one of the tenders got lost and ended up heading the wrong way up a shipping lane into Dublin harbour. The harbour master had a sense of humour failure and sent a pilot boat to rescue the errant tender before it got run down by a container ship or similar, and told the skipper that all tendering must cease forthwith. So Oriana upped anchor and moved to Dublin port, having a tight squeeze to get into the berth.

We had gone ashore early to go on a tour, and the guide received a phone call to tell her not to go back to Dun Laoghaire, and to dump us in the centre of Dublin instead as the coach was needed for another booking. That left us with the problem(?) of having 2 hours to spend in Dublin before the first shuttle bus to the ship, and thye guide with the problem that her car was in Dun Laohaire.
Quite a few people didn't get ashore until almost 3pm, so we stayed in Dublin until just gone midnight with the last bus back leaving the town centre at 11pm.

[Silver_Shiney]

Sounds like a bit of a lash-up, Notso, I hope it didn't spoil the holiday for you.

[The Tinker]

Sounds like a bit of fun AM - look forward to hearing all about it next week. Shame about Dun "Leary" - we had a really nice afternoon there - they even piped us ashore. Who has upset them then ?

Fog came down and one of the tenders got lost and ended up heading the wrong way up a shipping lane into Dublin harbour. The harbour master had a sense of humour failure and sent a pilot boat to rescue the errant tender before it got run down by a container ship or similar, and told the skipper that all tendering must cease forthwith. So Oriana upped anchor and moved to Dublin port, having a tight squeeze to get into the berth.

We had gone ashore early to go on a tour, and the guide received a phone call to tell her not to go back to Dun Laoghaire, and to dump us in the centre of Dublin instead as the coach was needed for another booking. That left us with the problem(?) of having 2 hours to spend in Dublin before the first shuttle bus to the ship, and thye guide with the problem that her car was in Dun Laohaire.
Quite a few people didn't get ashore until almost 3pm, so we stayed in Dublin until just gone midnight with the last bus back leaving the town centre at 11pm.

I'm glad i wasn't on that tender

[qbman1]

Sounds like a bit of fun AM - look forward to hearing all about it next week. Shame about Dun "Leary" - we had a really nice afternoon there - they even piped us ashore. Who has upset them then ?

Fog came down and one of the tenders got lost and ended up heading the wrong way up a shipping lane into Dublin harbour. The harbour master had a sense of humour failure and sent a pilot boat to rescue the errant tender before it got run down by a container ship or similar, and told the skipper that all tendering must cease forthwith. So Oriana upped anchor and moved to Dublin port, having a tight squeeze to get into the berth.

We had gone ashore early to go on a tour, and the guide received a phone call to tell her not to go back to Dun Laoghaire, and to dump us in the centre of Dublin instead as the coach was needed for another booking. That left us with the problem(?) of having 2 hours to spend in Dublin before the first shuttle bus to the ship, and thye guide with the problem that her car was in Dun Laohaire.
Quite a few people didn't get ashore until almost 3pm, so we stayed in Dublin until just gone midnight with the last bus back leaving the town centre at 11pm.

You do see life with P&O !

Bet there were a few whinges on board about that one - how many times was com-pen-sation mentioned ?! At least it made for a good talking point at dinner !

[The Tinker]

Morning furry one - a quick gardening question for you - i am growing sweet peppers - do i pick them green or leave them to change colour on the plant? x

[qbman1]

Morning sweetness, hope I didn't wake you when I got up this morning

The easy answer is "either". If you want green peppers, pick them green or most varieties will ripen to red (or yellow or purple) given a half-decent spell of weather. Just watch out for slugs - they are having a feast on my aubergines at the moment

[HK phooey]

Welcome home notso, I'm dying to hear about the person who fell of the gangway

[The Tinker]

Thank you fluffy one.

Welcome home Notso - I reckon they were pushed not 'fell' off the gangway

[qbman1]

Welcome home notso, I'm dying to hear about the person who fell of the gangway

Ghoul !

[qbman1]

Thank you fluffy one.

Is that directed at me or Floosie ?!

[Dark Knight]

Morning sad ones

[qbman1]

Morning? It's nearly lunchtime

[Dark Knight]

some of us have been out since sparrow **** this am , doing some work, not dossing about on here, and it is still morning


Just

[HK phooey]

It's afternoon, and I am not a ghoul thank you furball. I am merely concerned as to the unfortunate soul's wellbeing.

[The Tinker]

Thank you fluffy one.

Is that directed at me or Floosie ?!

You, of course, my dearest

[HK phooey]

I love the way you lot are so lovey dovey to each other while I am subjected to the most fould abuse

[Dark Knight]

oh shut up moaning, your lucky your not banned