Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

What the bloody what would I be banned for you daft old bat?

[HK phooey]

Which thread were you deleted on btw. I bet is was well deserved

[Dark Knight]

swearing and interupting the flow of the forum, you are a disgrace woman

TBH I am surprised you have lasted this long, given you are the Vinnie Jones of this forum, how long did it take you to get your first yellow card? 10, 15 minutes?

[qbman1]

Vinnie Jones? You've seen her in shorts then !

[HK phooey]

My one and only yellow card was issued in error a few days after I joined. I have subsequently received a generous compensation cheque and am undergoing my training as a plod. So stick that in your pipe Joey Barton

[Dark Knight]

I thought for a moment I was going to be compared to that shamelss money hungry turncoat Bale
got off lucky with Joey Barton

[HK phooey]

The Welsh traitor is dead to me Batty, I shall never speak his name.

[Dark Knight]

just shows how fickle and unreliable women are, as are overpaid ,greedy football fairies

[HK phooey]

I am neither fickle nor unreliable, but I am only human and I have felt the sharp sting of betrayal from someone I loved like a son You woudn't understand as men are only interested in their willies and stupid cars.

[Dark Knight]

better edit that one sharpish HK or you will be called a gold digging wag for all eternity

read carefully

[qbman1]

I am neither fickle nor unreliable, but I am only human and I have felt the sharp sting of betrayal from someone I loved like a son You woudn't understand as men are only interested in their willies and stupid cars.

That's slightly unfair - I have a passing interest in runner beans as well !

[HK phooey]

Runner beans are willie shaped.

[Silver_Shiney]

Vinnie Jones? You've seen her in shorts then !

DO YOU MIND?? I'm having my lunch

[HK phooey]

Which flavour cup a soup today shiny?

[Silver_Shiney]

our beans don't look a bit like willie thornton or willie carson for that matter.

[Silver_Shiney]

Which flavour cup a soup today shiny?

Mulligatawny, fair lady

[qbman1]

Nice as it may be Scanner Man, the name sounds so awful so I really couldn't face it

[Silver_Shiney]

what? "fair lady"??



It's only a curry-flavour soup, if you like oxtail soup and you like Indian food, you'll like mulligatawny.

[qbman1]

I don't like oxtail soup, in fact I don't much like soup anyway (with the notable exception of gazpacho) but Indian food.........now that's a different matter. You would think someone could come up with a better name than mulligatawny. Sounds like something dredged out of a muddy ditch

[Silver_Shiney]

we've got some cracking Indian restaurants in Bristol - principally Namaskar Lounge and Tika Flame.

I'm still in the lead, though!

[HK phooey]

Cubie, gazpacho is gagworthy and only eaten by people desperate to be considered part of the Chipping Norton set.

[The Tinker]

Should imagine there might be some house bargains to get in that area at present - as most of them are being looked after by Her Majesty.

[qbman1]

Cubie, gazpacho is gagworthy and only eaten by people desperate to be considered part of the Chipping Norton set.

I've come to the conclusion that we are just not compatible

[towny44]

what? "fair lady"??



It's only a curry-flavour soup, if you like oxtail soup and you like Indian food, you'll like mulligatawny.

Heinz mulligatawny soup always gave me hiccups, so I only ever enjoyed the first few mouthfulls.

[qbman1]

you should have taken it out of the tin first John !!