Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Cubie, gazpacho is gagworthy and only eaten by people desperate to be considered part of the Chipping Norton set.

I've come to the conclusion that we are just not compatible

We, as in you and my lovely self or you and the CN set?

[The Tinker]

Never mind - i'm having jelly babies for lunch - as the supermarket had no single bananas again!!

[qbman1]

Never mind - i'm having jelly babies for lunch - as the supermarket had no single bananas again!!

Can't you just break one off a bunch, Tink ?

[qbman1]

Cubie, gazpacho is gagworthy and only eaten by people desperate to be considered part of the Chipping Norton set.

I've come to the conclusion that we are just not compatible

We, as in you and my lovely self or you and the CN set?

Us, dear heart, us. We could have run away and blissfully kept chickens until Tink came along and turned my head.....!

[HK phooey]

I am crushed you despicable furball. And that Tinks is no better than she ought to be

[The Tinker]

Never mind - i'm having jelly babies for lunch - as the supermarket had no single bananas again!!

Can't you just break one off a bunch, Tink ?

Not without opening them out of their sealed package - I think it is a ruse for us to bulk buy or it could be somerset has been overrun with monkeys this last week.

[qbman1]

Thought Glastonbury was last month !!

What sort of tin pot supermarket only sells 'nanas in plastic bags ?

[HK phooey]

Oh go and get a room to discuss your bananas in you pair of eejits.

[qbman1]

You could join us - think of the fun we could have - the three of us and a bag of green bananas !!

[HK phooey]

Too late Cubie, I'm going to start grooming notso

[qbman1]

Good luck with that - he snores

[HK phooey]

You furry green eyed monster, that won't stop me. All men snore, it's in their job description along with farting and being generally unreasonable and annoying.

[The Tinker]

I bet Shiney is sighing with relief

[HK phooey]

Shiney has a violent underbelly, he's not for grooming Tinks.

[qbman1]

You furry green eyed monster, that won't stop me. All men snore, it's in their job description along with farting and being generally unreasonable and annoying.

....and women are all sweetness and light ?

[HK phooey]

Tinks isn't, I am, but that ship has now sailed. I won't stand for betrayal.

[qbman1]

I never thought I would see the day.....but I'm missing the bat. All this girlie stuff tips me over the edge

[The Tinker]

Love it - wonder how soon Notso will book another cruise now?

[qbman1]

He's running for the hills under an assumed name already

[HK phooey]

I imagine he's trying to compose a pm for me. The bat has been sitting in a layby all day stuffing his face with burgers and reading Harry Potter. He's rung me 5 times today for sales advice and my patience is wearing very thin.

[qbman1]

I am not sure dressing as Sybil Fawlty and shouting at Germans qualifies as a sales technique

[Dark Knight]

ey up QB

are you including HK as a girlie? bit of a stretch that one, she is only upset coz that money worshipping football fairy Baleout has upped and left for a better club , better prospects, more money, more WAGs and ....well you get the picture

[qbman1]

Can't really blame him - must be a bit depressing when all the available totty smells of jellied eels

[Dark Knight]

Especially as his whole fan club is composed one desperate middle aged shop assistant from a prison

[Silver_Shiney]

Shiney has a violent underbelly, he's not for grooming Tinks.

Not so, fair maiden. I'm a pacifist. Get me riled enough, an' I'll paciboot as well!

And I have no interest in grooming Tinks, she can find someone else to groom her.