Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Someone nudge me to see whether I am still awake

[Not so ancient mariner]

Hello notso old bean? Have I won you over yet with my grooming techniques? The old furball was very jealous of my love of your review.

Ah yes, your grooming techniques..........................I have to say they are most impressive. Do you happen to run a 'poodle parlour' as well as your souvenir emporium?

[Silver_Shiney]

Someone nudge me to see whether I am still awake

leave the dear chap alone, he needs his beauty sleep

[qbman1]

Hello notso old bean? Have I won you over yet with my grooming techniques? The old furball was very jealous of my love of your review.

Ah yes, your grooming techniques..........................I have to say they are most impressive. Do you happen to run a 'poodle parlour' as well as your souvenir emporium?

No, but she does tricks with chickens that you wouldn't believe !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Someone nudge me to see whether I am still awake

Nudge nudge Cubie.

Now that you are (at least partially) awake, I though I'd ask if you lost a blue 'Arcadia' baseball cap wile you were ashore in Isafjordur. If so, it's with the other lost property in the foyer of the church there - or at least it was last week.

[HK phooey]

Cubie's more of a knotted hanky type of man notso. He doesn't have your style or sophistication.

[Mariner Mike]

Hello notso old bean? Have I won you over yet with my grooming techniques? The old furball was very jealous of my love of your review.

Ah yes, your grooming techniques..........................I have to say they are most impressive. Do you happen to run a 'poodle parlour' as well as your souvenir emporium?

No, but she does tricks with chickens that you wouldn't believe !

I don't know cubie - I've had a long and colourful life and would believe (and have seen) many weird and wonderful things

[qbman1]

Does that include Floosie standing on her doorstep, waving her fist and shouting "get off my land" at a departing fox ?

[qbman1]

Someone nudge me to see whether I am still awake

Nudge nudge Cubie.

Now that you are (at least partially) awake, I though I'd ask if you lost a blue 'Arcadia' baseball cap wile you were ashore in Isafjordur. If so, it's with the other lost property in the foyer of the church there - or at least it was last week.

Not me. Both me and Mrs C managed to lose our cameras on separate occasions during that cruise but thankfully both were handed in to reception

[Mariner Mike]

Aah! - That furry thing was a fox was it!

[HK phooey]

Did I ever tell you about the time I opened the kitchen window and shouted to the milkman to leave an extra pint...and I'd forgotten I had no top on? Luckily for him it was some years ago.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Because what used to be 'gold top' is now 'semi-skimmed' ? - or should that be the udder way round?

[The Tinker]

Did I ever tell you about the time I opened the kitchen window and shouted to the milkman to leave an extra pint...and I'd forgotten I had no top on? Luckily for him it was some years ago.

Haha bet that woke Cubie up

- good afternoon all

[qbman1]

I'm still shaking at the thought of the well-documented wardrobe malfunction in Australia

[Dark Knight]

afternoon

I see the usual pitiful level of wit and homour has been reached splendidly

you are all doing very well

[Mariner Mike]

Doubtless you have arrived to raise the standards of wit, sophistication and repartee (as they say in 'Ull)

[Dark Knight]

no
you are beyond help

[HK phooey]

Go and do some work for a change you old bat, notso is falling for my charms

[qbman1]

He wants to see your chickens (may be a euphemism)

[Dark Knight]

I am surprise you have dragged you sorry carcass out of bed bloody malingerer

[HK phooey]

I bet you regret throwing me over now don't you furball? Tinks won't bother her head looking up fascinating bingo facts for you the way I did.

[Dark Knight]

He obviously didn't throw you far enough

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm still shaking at the thought of the well-documented wardrobe malfunction in Australia

She said she had no top on - I don't recall her mentioning anything about 'down under'.......

[Dark Knight]

notso

you are banned, that was just pure filth, children could be reading this and that sort of mental image will scar them for life

[Not so ancient mariner]

To the pure - all is pure.

(from wikipaedia) The term Down Under is a colloquialism which is variously construed to refer either to Australia and New Zealand, or to Australia or New Zealand alone. The term comes from the fact that these countries are in the Southern Hemisphere, 'below' many other countries on the globe.