Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

that is a feeble get out and you know it

[qbman1]

I hear it's a bit wild and woolly down there !

[Dark Knight]

jeez...I have got to go home and eat my tea

this is putting me right off, now pack it in

[qbman1]

I have no personal experience, I hasten to add, but I believe SfurfPlod David goes down there every other year

[Dark Knight]

he is a braver man than most then....Respect Smurfymodplod

[Silver_Shiney]

Evenin' all (was that sufficiently plod-like?)

[HK phooey]

What a bunch of reprobates you lot are. You really don't deserve me you know.

[Silver_Shiney]

we don't know what we did to deserve you, dear heart, but it can't have been that bad, can it?

[HK phooey]

You all must have been very saintlike in previous incarnations to have had the good fortune of meeting me in this one

[Silver_Shiney]

but we haven't met you in the flesh, unlike the milkman....

[HK phooey]

Romig and Wina have, they loved me very much

[Silver_Shiney]

wha.. hang on, they met you whilst in the nudski stood?

[Not so ancient mariner]

HK - some advice if I may........ When you are in a hole - stop digging!!


and don't mention the photographs!!!!!!

[Silver_Shiney]

maybe it's a foxhole??

[Not so ancient mariner]

Alternatively - an escape tunnel

[Silver_Shiney]

choices, choices.... a grave decision....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning punner man - and anyone else who's up and about at this time of the morning.

[Dark Knight]

up and about ????
you lazy sloths

I was in the local swimming pool at 06.45 did 1 hour of swimming and came to work and have already done my monthly report

honestly,no wonder the country is on its knee's, if this is the best you can do

[welshynurse]

Well while you enthusiastic lot have been up and about, I have been getting to know my bed a bit better, and yet I am still in the lead

[Dark Knight]

lazy so and so

no wonder the NHS is in such dire straits



cue Brothers in Arms ,or whichever is you favourite Dire Straits song

[Silver_Shiney]

I was thinking more along the lines of the Eagles - Life in the Fast Lane....

[Dark Knight]

what for you lot?

behave

[HK phooey]

Good afternoon losing types. What a lot of silly oneupmanship! I have been up since 2 am researching where bongo bongo land is and sorting out their problems. I have also built 3 bungalows for elderly IOW residents and am now at work with the choldren in tow.

[Dark Knight]

yeah right
it was all you could yesterday to drag your ass out of bed

[HK phooey]

As you are well aware you old bat, I was suffering a life threatening migraine. If you ever had one you would cry like a baby and have your head removed.