Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

lazy so and so

no wonder the NHS is in such dire straits



cue Brothers in Arms ,or whichever is you favourite Dire Straits song

given your tone, 'Money for Nothing' would seem to be an appropriate choice.

Pleased to report that the standard on here must have improved, as work's software is letting me post today.

[HK phooey]

That's because I'm here notso my dear

[Not so ancient mariner]

Not entirely true.

After all, if you weren't here, who would Cubie, Batty, et al have to be rude about?

[HK phooey]

They would turn on each other and spontaneously combust hopefully. Where't the old furball slped off to anyway?

[Not so ancient mariner]

They would turn on each other and spontaneously combust hopefully. Where't the old furball slped off to anyway?

Probabably picking, blanching, and freezing his beans: - but I expect S.S. will be taking a break from scanning, and looking in soon.

[Dark Knight]

will you to be getting a room shortly, just asking coz I am trying to eat my lunch are you 2 are making me sick

[HK phooey]

You're just jealous that I selected notso for grooming and not your batty old self

[Dark Knight]

eau cointreau, Tat seller
I am mightily relieved ,as it may now put a stop to you stalking me across cyberspace and stop you ringing me at all hours to see if "I am up for it" ??

poor Notso

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon losing types. What a lot of silly oneupmanship!

better than oneupwomanship...

[HK phooey]

Everbody is well aware that it is you ringing me every day for sales tips so don't try to twist things. Also, I could never groom a man that wears cowboy boots

[Silver_Shiney]

As you are well aware you old bat, I was suffering a life threatening migraine. If you ever had one you would cry like a baby and have your head removed.

Ouch - not good. I hope you are better now. I know how debilitating they can be.

[Silver_Shiney]

They would turn on each other and spontaneously combust hopefully. Where't the old furball slped off to anyway?

Probabably picking, blanching, and freezing his beans: - but I expect S.S. will be taking a break from scanning, and looking in soon.

Hello dear friends.

I haven't done any scanning for a week or so now, been too busy building spreadsheets and distributing last month's income.. Hoping to resume the repetitive boring task next week..

[Dark Knight]

HK
you are now having to scrape the dregs or should that be "degs" of the barrel in order to find a friend, Notso will soon find out that you will turn on him faster than a stroppy jack russel and then you will be off trying to groom some other poor b'stard

Luckily my new phone allows me to block unsolicited sex calls from desperate middle aged shop assistants,
who knew such an APP exisited

[HK phooey]

Thank you for your kindness shiny chap.
Sod off Batty

[Dark Knight]

and you wonder why you have no friends

[Silver_Shiney]

and you wonder why you have no friends

aw, give the poor pooch a break, DK, she's recovering from a migraine. You've got to experience one yourself to know how hellish they can be. It can take a couple of days to get over it.











Give 'er both barrels next week

[Dark Knight]

SS
you are far to kind for your own good, slothing about in bed all day, feeling a bit poorly, is hardly life threatening, now is it?

and for Migrane read Hangover

[Silver_Shiney]

Give me a hangover in place of a migraine any day, mate.

[qbman1]

Everybody happy and friendly as ever, I see

[HK phooey]

I am, but the bat is being vile.

[Dark Knight]

HK
dont come on here looking for sympathy, esp from those whom you have discarded like yesterdays chip paper

what you sow, so shall you reap

[HK phooey]

What are you jabbering on about now? The furball threw me over for Tinks! I discarded nobody. I am so misunderstood

[Dark Knight]

you are not misunderstood, gobby yes, misunderstood...no



QB
well done sir, good choice....

[qbman1]

HK
dont come on here looking for sympathy, esp from those whom you have discarded like yesterdays chip paper

what you sow, so shall you reap

I will pitch in with the rest of them but I think it is a bit strong calling her a sow !

[HK phooey]

Notso's going to go mental when he sees that!