Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

now that I've got wind of it, you haven't even heard the start of it

[Dark Knight]

Don't blame me, you can all see how I have tried to let HK down gently, but to no avail

[Silver_Shiney]

Gently? Burst her bubble, more like!

[Dark Knight]

tough love SS
Sometimes it is the only option

[Silver_Shiney]

I beg to differ.

A clip round the lug 'ole can be just as effective....

[Dark Knight]

SS
I prefer to be gentle

[The Tinker]

Oh dear - I won't mention the new avatar SS

[Silver_Shiney]

that was us walking up the aisle to renew our vows.

You'd rather I bring back the rat?

[Not so ancient mariner]

that was us walking up the aisle to renew our vows.

You'd rather I bring back the rat?

.....or your original avatar - either would be preferable.

[The Tinker]

Definitely - you remind me of Onslow off of Keeping Up Appearances on this one!

Congratulations on your renewal though - how many years marriage did you do this?

[Silver_Shiney]

Definitely - you remind me of Onslow off of Keeping Up Appearances on this one!

Congratulations on your renewal though - how many years marriage did you do this?

Onslow? ONSLOW??? You are having a laugh, missus - he's far better looking than me.

That was in 2009, so 31 years.

[Silver_Shiney]

that was us walking up the aisle to renew our vows.

You'd rather I bring back the rat?

.....or your original avatar - either would be preferable.

I've tried bringing back the original - unfortunately it meant resizing the "real" original and it's too pixilated. Can't remember how I got it down to be within limits and, of course, I deleted it after uploading it.

[Silver_Shiney]

Due to popular demand, the rat is back.

[Silver_Shiney]

... and in the lead...

[Not so ancient mariner]

.....briefly....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Due to popular demand, the rat is back.

So now we have Rat, Bat, Cat, Tat & Hat.

[The Tinker]

Due to popular demand, the rat is back.

So now we have Rat, Bat, Cat, Tat & Hat.

I think 'prats' may be more appropriate for you all (excluding Cubie of course)

[The Tinker]

I, of course, will be the ACROBAT who jumps into the lead.

[Not so ancient mariner]

and you have already been knocked off your perch - sorry, trapeze.

[Silver_Shiney]

Due to popular demand, the rat is back.

So now we have Rat, Bat, Cat, Tat & Hat.

I expect the resident convict would say "phooey" to all that...

[Not so ancient mariner]

Due to popular demand, the rat is back.

So now we have Rat, Bat, Cat, Tat & Hat.

I think 'prats' may be more appropriate for you all (excluding Cubie of course)

....and who is it that comes from one of those (in)famously named villages in Orkney or Shetland?

[Silver_Shiney]

I think she's being selectively *at-ist........

[HK phooey]

Good morning weirdos, your muse is here. Perhaps Roland rat could write me a poem today.

[Silver_Shiney]

There was a young lady called Phooey
Who did not like my Ratatouille
She rejected the Bat
'cos she preferred the Cat
Though his jokes made her feel rather gooey

[Not so ancient mariner]

There was a young lady called Phooey
Who did not like my Ratatouille
She rejected the Bat
'cos she preferred the Cat
Though his jokes made her feel rather gooey

Boom Boom