Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Thanks Roly, that's er...right, moving on it's just started raining and I was about to sit in the garden and read my book

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks Roly, that's er...right, moving on it's just started raining and I was about to sit in the garden and read my book

Remi, dear heart, Remi. Roland Rat was an obscenity, IMHO. Remi, on the other hand is a whizz in the kitchen - much like my good self

[The Tinker]

Can we stick to Roly - Remi reminds me of the character in 'Allo 'Allo

[Silver_Shiney]

NO

You're thinking of René.

Get it right or I'll do a limerick on you. You have been warned....

[The Tinker]

There was a ridiculous Rat
Who was awfully puffy and fat.
“I’ll carry,” he said,
“This plate on my head,
‘Twill answer in place of a hat


something like this?

[Silver_Shiney]

There was a young lady called Tinker
Who was quite a serious thinker
Got dust in her eye
When she looked at the sky
And now she's a serial blinker.

An' I'm still winning!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

One evening while playing at whist,
her partner leaned over and hissed
"That's your 10th double gin;
- you've a vacuous grin;
In fact........................"
Yes you've got the gist!

[Dark Knight]

afternoon sad ones

I am writing this from me new lap top, I purchased this very day, hope it works

[Quizzical Bob]

Nope, can't see anything.

[Dark Knight]

QB
that's coz I blocked you, not me new pooter

[Silver_Shiney]

afternoon sad ones

I am writing this from me new lap top, I purchased this very day, hope it works

The laptop is working but your filtering software isn't - you're still here

[Not so ancient mariner]

afternoon sad ones

I am writing this from me new lap top, I purchased this very day, hope it works

Who's sad? All those I've come across seem quite chirpy!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Cock-a-doodle-doo

(For those who don't recognise it that's the sound of a chirpy person winning)

[Not so ancient mariner]

Cock-a-doodle-doo

(For those who don't recognise it that's the sound of a chirpy person winning)

Erratum. For 'winning' please read 'temporarily taking the lead'.

[The Tinker]

DK - you should have saved your money - everyone on here has gone slightly mad!

[Dark Knight]

what do you mean gone, they have been like that for years

[Not so ancient mariner]

what do you mean gone, they have been like that for years

Some would question the word 'slightly' an' all!

[Silver_Shiney]

Good mornings losers.

The rat is in the house.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning, Ratty.

`Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING--absolute nothing--half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.

[Dark Knight]

morning wannabee's

for some another week working
for you lot another week shirking

[Not so ancient mariner]

morning wannabee's

for some another week working
for you lot another week shirking

The chance would be a fine thing!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, Ratty.

`Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING--absolute nothing--half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.

<sigh> yes I know and I was reading M4C's cruise report of their trip on Oceana this morning. Made me almost home-sick for the ship

[Silver_Shiney]

morning wannabee's

for some another week working
for you lot another week shirking

and for me, having fun and being paid for it!!

[Dark Knight]

well all the computer stuff seems to be working, home office is running, new lap top running, cant wait to see what goes wrong first

[Not so ancient mariner]

well all the computer stuff seems to be working, home office is running, new lap top running, cant wait to see what goes wrong first

Give it time, give it time....................!

Now having my lunch break, and cheese & onion toastie. Cubie & HK seem to be conspicuous by their absence this morning.