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Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 15:36

say no more....

Yes, really, say no more !!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 15:38

what ? you don't want to hear about the nurses outfit?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:06

Do you happen to have a pampas grass in your front garden.....?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:17

not yet

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:22

Get one planted this weekend

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:27

we are having the ceiling mirrors and sex swing fitted first

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:28

Good idea, best to be well prepared

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:33

well we wouldn't want to dissapoint, now would we

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:35

No, but remember they're probably not used to such sophistication up in 'Ull. A biscuit tin lid and length of knotted rope would have done

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:37

we have a select group of err friends, who travel and are used to a certain level of entertainment

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:40

Do these friends of yours ever go south...?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:41

nah, the soft southerners don't know how to play rough

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 16:42

You're going to fit in well up there

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Aug 2013, 17:58

qbman1 wrote:
Things don't get much more exciting than scanning !

really? you need to get out more often

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Aug 2013, 17:59

qbman1 wrote:
Doesn't everyone...?

you speak for yourself!!

15 Aug 2013, 18:11

Silver_Shiney wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Doesn't everyone...?
you speak for yourself!!

Batty seems to be well catered for at home - though personally I think what he has is just a showroom full of demonstration models of his employer's products. After all, he did say he was 'working' from home these days.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Aug 2013, 18:53

Dark Knight wrote:
unless you are photocopying one's buttocks

SS
Please tell me you don't do that as well

No way, Jose!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 19:08

evening all

Unread post by **Ray B** » 15 Aug 2013, 20:04

My dear old things ,I was not sure if I had been directed to a porn site, what with mirrors, dressing up cupboards and no doubt swinging, what are you like.

Not in the lead that's for sure.

Ray

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 20:08

nah just me and QB being our normal selves

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 20:13

I had a nasty turn when I arrived home tonight. A letter from the prison isle was waiting. Of course I naturally thought it was another begging letter from the tat shop but luckily it was a letter from our old friends from Bonchurch with their new a address. I am still in shock at the thought though

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Aug 2013, 20:15

Dark Knight wrote:
nah just me and QB being our normal selves

Don't drag me into your sordid little affairs

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Aug 2013, 21:02

OI you suggested the pampas grass, I had to google it, to know what you meant

15 Aug 2013, 22:14

Dark Knight wrote:
OI you suggested the pampas grass, I had to google it, to know what you meant

Having just googled it myself, I have to confess I didn't know that either. Nor, evidently, did Mariella Frostrup!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 15 Aug 2013, 22:19

Not so ancient mariner wrote:
Dark Knight wrote:
OI you suggested the pampas grass, I had to google it, to know what you meant

Having just googled it myself, I have to confess I didn't know that either. Nor, evidently, did Mariella Frostrup!

I will resist the temptation....

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