Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

I'm dressed up as a nurse this morning Cubie...that one from One flew over the cuckoos nest.

[qbman1]

Why am I feeling slightly disturbed ?

You probably didn't see my post last week when I arrived home to find a letter from the Septic Isle. I was initially filled with panic and dread but luckily it just turned out to be a letter from our old friends who used to own the hotel in Bonchurch

[HK phooey]

Why were you filled with panic and dread? Wouldn't you welcome a letter from your dear LOTP friend?

[The Tinker]

Why were you filled with panic and dread? Wouldn't you welcome a letter from your dear LOTP friend?

He probably thought it was a begging letter or to tell him you were coming to stay for a few weeks!

[HK phooey]

He should have been ecstatic with excitement in case it was one of my keyrings.

[qbman1]

Now what would I want with a skanky old keyring made from whale blubber anbd recycled Morris Minor parts ?

[HK phooey]

You've changed Cubie, I blame the bat

[qbman1]

I know, he turned my head when I met him whilst he was selling the Big Issue in Buxton

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm dressed up as a nurse this morning Cubie...that one from One flew over the cuckoos nest.

On a broomstick by any chance??

[Not so ancient mariner]

Wie komme ich am besten zum rathaus? A handy question and it has stood me in good stead on my travels I can tell you. Morning losers.

Given what you have told us on this forum, I would have thought that "Wie komme ich am besten zum Krankenhaus" would have been of more practical use to you.

[HK phooey]

Oh don't you start notso, what sort of monster would send a message suggesting a game of 'foods that rigger migraine' bingo to a person suffering from migraine? And to make matters worse, you wanted me to play it with the furball slumlord!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Oh don't you start notso, what sort of monster would send a message suggesting a game of 'foods that rigger migraine' bingo to a person suffering from migraine? And to make matters worse, you wanted me to play it with the furball slumlord!

To remind you of everything you should avoid. I'm always trying (to be helpful)

[qbman1]

methinks the path of young love doth not run true

[Not so ancient mariner]

methinks the path of young love doth not run true

I was going to say "young?" - but I suppose all things are relative

[qbman1]

You're in love with a relative....? Now that's sick

[HK phooey]

Let's call him Norfolk notso from now on

[Not so ancient mariner]

You're in love with a relative....? Now that's sick

It's called keeping it in the family. Anyhow, in law, my wife is my nearest relative.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Let's call him Norfolk notso from now on

Actually, Norfolk is one of only about three English counties in which I have never set foot!

[qbman1]

You're in love with a relative....? Now that's sick

It's called keeping it in the family. Anyhow, in law, my wife is my nearest relative.

You mean like, "let me introduce you to my wife and sister"

[Not so ancient mariner]

You're in love with a relative....? Now that's sick

It's called keeping it in the family. Anyhow, in law, my wife is my nearest relative.

You mean like, "let me introduce you to my wife and sister"

No, I don't have any sisters, nor - before you ask - any brothers.

[qbman1]

How about a pet dog ?

[The Tinker]

Yes please, cubie - what sort are you going to get me?

[Not so ancient mariner]

How about a pet dog ?

Batty's the one with the dogs.

[Dark Knight]

afternoon peeps
I see the usual level of banality has been successfully reached

[The Tinker]

You can count on us