Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

It's the first sign of madness, apparently, cubie. Arguing with yourself is the next stage.

We need to get worried when she starts losing those arguments.

[qbman1]

I think it was sleeping with chickens that really tipped her over the edge

[Silver_Shiney]

Obviously didn't fully understand the principles of building a nest-egg.....

[HK phooey]

I have found inner calm and can't be wounded by your cruel taunts. I love you all

[Silver_Shiney]

Inner Calm? Is that a new brand of vodka?

[HK phooey]

I hardly ever drink at work Roly Where's old Norfolk notso today btw, at a family gathering?

[Silver_Shiney]

I hardly ever drink at work Roly Where's old Norfolk notso today btw, at a family gathering?

Which means that you do sometimes.... I suppose the rest of the time you use the intravenous method??

Sorry, I don't know where Notso is.

[HK phooey]

I had a glass of champers on our opening day. I wouldn't trust myself to drink on a normal work day in case any Germans come in.

[qbman1]

I hardly ever drink at work Roly Where's old Norfolk notso today btw, at a family gathering?

He was in first thing but I guess his head was turned by some passing sheep

[Silver_Shiney]

I had a glass of champers on our opening day. I wouldn't trust myself to drink on a normal work day in case any Germans come in.

Why? Germans are very polite, they would almost certainly not ask you to share it....

[HK phooey]

Ewe will be in for it if he sees that Cubie.

[Silver_Shiney]

Ewe will be in for it if he sees that Cubie.

I agree, just to ram the point home

[qbman1]

What is it? Pun City around here today?

[Silver_Shiney]

What is it? Pun City around here today?

enjoy it while it lasts, I've got to get back to work now. May not be around tonight, got a friend visiting.

[HK phooey]

Is it Kevin the gerbil by any chance?

[Silver_Shiney]

Is it Kevin the gerbil by any chance?

eh?

[HK phooey]

Kevin the gerbil was Roland Rat's best mate

[Not so ancient mariner]

I hardly ever drink at work Roly Where's old Norfolk notso today btw, at a family gathering?

He was in first thing but I guess his head was turned by some passing sheep

Baaa humbug!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

For your information I have been at work; but in meetings much of the day, which has kept me away from the computer.

[Silver_Shiney]

Kevin the gerbil was Roland Rat's best mate

if you say so. I wouldn't know.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I had never heard of him either, but apparently HK is correct.

http://www.ratfans.com/kevin.htm .

You learn something useless every day.

[The Tinker]

I always thought the batman persona was fake - now we all know Batty is really Kevin the gerbil

[Silver_Shiney]

I always thought the batman persona was fake - now we all know Batty is really Kevin the gerbil

Where is the dear chap, anyway?

[HK phooey]

When he rang earlier for his sales tip he mentioned he was getting his nipples pierced this afternoon and expected to be off for a few days to recover from the pain.

[Silver_Shiney]

WAY too much information, especially as I've just started cooking dinner. Those raw burgers have just taken on a whole new perspective