Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

OH FFS I am off to do some work, this is worse than that daytime crap HK watches all day long

[HK phooey]

Go away you old bat, Cubie's trying to open up to me here. Btw, you were the one lying on the sofa watching Bootsale Bonanza or whatever it's called for 5 weeks so up your bum

[qbman1]

Ooh yes, go on what's the problem dear?

My wife doesn't understand me (although that could be because she is Albanian)

[Dark Knight]

nobody understands HK....That's coz she is a mental case

[HK phooey]

I thought you were going to do some work Batty.
Now Cubie, no matter what nationality your poor wife is, she won't understand you. That is because you are a man and therefore completely unreasonable, erratic, illogical and basically a baby in a big, hairy body. I hope this helps.

[HK phooey]

Notso is there anything I can help you with? Cubie doesn't seem to be talking to me any more.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I don't understand the software here. First thing this morning it denied me access to the group because of "offensive & tasteless content", yet in spite of you lot slagging each other off ever since, it has decided to allow access now. Maybe the reference to 'psychiatric patient' persuaded it that you needed my help.

PS Cubie's having his lunch, & says it's rude to type with your mouth full.

[HK phooey]

Do you think I should start an agony aunt thread. I do love to help people

[qbman1]

I'm getting in a fearful mess with an Eccles cake. Am I doing something wrong ?

[HK phooey]

Yes, you are attempting to eat something that in reality only Coronation Street characters eat. Next time buy a Chelsea bun.

[Dark Knight]

has she gone yet?

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning inbreds. It seems that my popping out for a few hours yesterday upset the bat and the cat so much that they started hitting each other with their handbags. Rest assured, I'm here for you today.

That's what worries us....

[HK phooey]

No, she's doing battle with an Eccles cake, can't you read?

[Dark Knight]

oh jeez

someone pm me where the IOW equivalent of Jeremy Kyle has buggered off, then we can get back to normal

[HK phooey]

Would you like me to look up anger management courses in northernland Batty? It's no trouble.

[Dark Knight]

no need
I have baseball bat in the garage, that normally has the desired effect on most folk

[HK phooey]

It's nice to see you're playing team games with the neighbours, it'll be poncy cheese and wine evenings next

[Silver_Shiney]

I thought "trouble" was the whole point of anger management...

[qbman1]

Yes, you are attempting to eat something that in reality only Coronation Street characters eat. Next time buy a Chelsea bun.

Yes, I like Chelsea buns but the name bothers me. It brings to mind Chelsea Tractors and visions of ridiculous women who have just had their first baby and think "oh, I must rush out and buy a 4x4 or I will look out of place at the school gate" and also overpaid ponces playing football for gangster bosses

[HK phooey]

A very accurate description of CFC Cubie, well done

[Dark Knight]

sounds like Gareth "show me the money" Baleout

[qbman1]

The poor boy is "injured". Leave him alone. He can't live on less than two hundred grand a week - a Welshman has needs, you kow

[Silver_Shiney]

tell 'im to go and get a proper job.

[HK phooey]

That should be cow

[Dark Knight]

moooooving on