Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

That should be cow

A Welshman has cow??

[HK phooey]

Cubie said to Batty "a Welshman has needs, you kow". I was pointing out his appalling spelling.

[qbman1]

Did someone mention pedants earlier ?

[Dark Knight]

yes mate. apparently they are right sad gits, who critique other people's spelling, syntax and grammar, whilst they themselves have the literacy skills of a fish

[Stephen]

The poor boy is "injured". Leave him alone. He can't live on less than two hundred grand a week - a Welshman has needs, you kow

Baaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

[qbman1]

I knew we could rely on Stephen !!

[Silver_Shiney]

Cubie said to Batty "a Welshman has needs, you kow". I was pointing out his appalling spelling.

I read it as KNOW!!!

Anyway, I was extracting the Michael from your goodself

[Not so ancient mariner]

Next thing she'll be saying that 'goodself' should be two words, not one. Anyhow, it looks as though a truce is being observed, so this would seem to be an opportune moment to pop in an take the lead, without getting caught in the crossfire!

[Silver_Shiney]

Crossfire? Friendly fire!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

That's even more dangerous !

[The Tinker]

Evening you lot = rain has started already for the bank holiday weekend here!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening Tinks, it's not raining here. Indeed it looks like the north west could be one of the dryer areas this weekend - which certainly makes a change.

[qbman1]

Hello girlies

Managed to get my grass cut and had dinner outside before it rained in Middle England. Just a bit moist here this morning

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning Cubie. It chucked it down here overnight, but is dry - though fairly cloudy - this morning.

[qbman1]

I hope it picks up tomorrow, we have some cruising friends coming to stay for a couple of days. The forecast is OK

[HK phooey]

Have I tuned into the weather channel by mistake? Good morning losers, your favourite is here

[qbman1]

We were just having a quick fondle of the seaweed

Anyway....favourite what ??

[HK phooey]

Favourite LOTPer of course dear.

[qbman1]

Oh, silly me... I was struggling to think what you could possibly have meant there

[HK phooey]

I take it you're pretending to work this morning furball?

[Stephen]

A bit better tomorrow. But as Paul Daniels would say 'not allot'. Monday is the day for good weather, at least around here in Costa Del Maldon

[HK phooey]

Thank you Stephen Fish.

[Stephen]

Can someone put the clock right. We are an hour behind when posting.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Can someone put the clock right. We are an hour behind when posting.

They'll only have to put it back again in 8 weeks time!

[HK phooey]

Ey up notso, how's you diddling?