Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Sooo sorry, I did have a window in October but we have just received a return invite for the very same weekend so can you wait a bit? I would have suggested next weekend but I have to get me 'taters and onions in

[Not so ancient mariner]

I think he's eagerly searching his diary for the first available date Tinks

I was wondering why it was taking such a long time.......Hmmmm........

[Not so ancient mariner]

Has it got a pub?

I've not been to Shaftesbury for >25 years, but it certainly used to have some very decent pubs.

[Dark Knight]

afternoon sad sacks
another day of dross I see

we have been off doing some retail therapy and been stocking the fridge with various tasty nibbles from some of the local deli type, farm shops
Lady D is having a sunbathe in the garden

tough old world init

[qbman1]

tough old world init

It is for the poor sods who live next door to you

[HK phooey]

Can we come for Christmas dinner Cubie? That way I won't have to invite the neighbours again and suffer Dennis throwing up all over the table.

[Dark Knight]

QB I live in a detached house, away from the hoi polloi.

HK, no doubt QB will be on the snobs Christmas cruise around the isle of Man, complaining about a drop of rain and a 2 foot wave

[qbman1]

Can we come for Christmas dinner Cubie? That way I won't have to invite the neighbours again and suffer Dennis throwing up all over the table.

You're welcome to pop round - I'll leave the shed open. We will be in the scorching Canary Island sunshine, enjoying all the delights of Aurora

[qbman1]

no doubt QB will be on the snobs Christmas cruise around the isle of Man, complaining about a drop of rain and a 2 foot wave

Yep, and I shall feel very superior !

[Dark Knight]

and I will laughing all the way to the bar for the all inclusive, thinking poor old moggie, paying all that for a few beers, whilst rattling about the BOB

[Silver_Shiney]

Alternatively you could try 'Hovis Hill' in Shaftesbury!

My dad used to live on that!

[Dark Knight]

here we go
cue brass band music and sepia toned childhood memories

[Silver_Shiney]

here we go
cue brass band music and sepia toned childhood memories

and that immortal line, uttered by Ronnie Barker - "father always did say it were a bl**dy long walk for a loaf of bread"

[Not so ancient mariner]

here we go
cue brass band music and sepia toned childhood memories

Now when I were a lad.....................









it were a long time ago!

[Dark Knight]

waits for the four candles sketch

[HK phooey]

The wheel had yet to be invented.

[Not so ancient mariner]

waits for the four candles sketch

More light humour?

[Dark Knight]

on a brighter note, today is our wedding anniversary

[HK phooey]

Happy anniversary you old bat, and my condolences to the wife

[Silver_Shiney]

Congratulations, sir!

[qbman1]

Has he popped out for a big Mac

[Not so ancient mariner]

I doubt it - It's been dry & sunny today - and the forecast is for the same tomorrow

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, I must say I am very disappointed.

It's DK's wedding anniversary, and does he choose to spend the evening here with his mates? No.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am deeply wounded.

[Not so ancient mariner]

You, of course did at least put in a brief appearance from your hotel the other weekend. Perhaps HE isn't allowed to.

[Silver_Shiney]

You, of course did at least put in a brief appearance from your hotel the other weekend. Perhaps HE isn't allowed to.

ah, he must be one of these hen-pecked husbands we hear about!