Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Ah, but that's art and not some poor bird kept in unnatural captivity for the entertainment of the uninformed

[Not so ancient mariner]

I came across this on the internet:

One plump barn owl carcass
1 carrot, sliced
1 onion, sliced
1 stick celery, chopped
bouquet garni
bunch of parsley
1 pint of beef stock
Port
Lemon juice


Recipe:
Roast the carcass in a hot oven, 400 C (Gas Mark 6), for 20 minutes. Pour a little of the fat into a heavy saucepan and fry the vegetables to a golden brown. Put in the carcass; add the boiling meat stock and the bouquet garni.
Simmer gently for 2 hours with the lid on. Then strain into a clean saucepan and remove the meat from the bones. Put this in the blender with the slightly reduced stock.
Return to the pan and season with port, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Serve with freshly-made croutons.

[qbman1]

Sounds lovely. Perhaps we can lobby Carnival to get it on the corporate menu for the ships ?!

[Dark Knight]

HK
I never fawn , deer

[qbman1]

I'll bet AM has a recipe for Bambi as well

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'll bet AM has a recipe for Bambi as well

Oh deer, I don't actually have a recipe for that, but this one looks promising:

http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-d ... pe=1030142

[Silver_Shiney]

I'll bet AM has a recipe for Bambi as well

Oh deer, I don't actually have a recipe for that, but this one looks promising:

http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-d ... pe=1030142

that would go down well at a stag party

[HK phooey]

You lot would eat your own grannies, alive or dead!

[Not so ancient mariner]

You lot would eat your own grannies, alive or dead!

....with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

[HK phooey]

Notso, it's nearly 11pm, what the heck are you still doing up? You old fellas need your sleep.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Notso, it's nearly 11pm, what the heck are you still doing up? You old fellas need your sleep.

(yawn) Notso old if you don't mind! Could have done without the phone call at 04:45 this morning though!

[Silver_Shiney]

not bad news, I hope.

[Not so ancient mariner]

not bad news, I hope.

Nothing serious, thanks - but a lot goes through your mind when you get a call at that time of the morning.

[Silver_Shiney]

quite so - I dislike phone calls after 9pm, especially with an elderly mother in poor health two hours drive away.

[The Tinker]

Morning all - no phone jokes from me

[HK phooey]

Good morning dear losers. Shiny man, don't be embarrassed, everybody except the Cunard Queen knew your comment was TIC.

[qbman1]

Have I won again ?

[Silver_Shiney]

let me think about that for a second no

[HK phooey]

Cubie, this is not the bingo hall. You have not won. I have.

[qbman1]

Give me a break....since Saturday, I have been done for speeding, Mrs C's iron has blown up and our allotment sheds have all been broken into and robbed. I need a little compassion

[Romig1]

Afternoon losers. I see you're still bickering over the unobtainable...

[HK phooey]

Cubie! You poor old furball. Setting aside the iron (buy a new one) and the speeding (observe the highway code) did the robbing buggers take much?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Give me a break....since Saturday, I have been done for speeding, Mrs C's iron has blown up and our allotment sheds have all been broken into and robbed. I need a little compassion

Speaking of rural crime, Norfolk police have arrested a man who hid inside a combine harvester after being disturbed when he was trying sto steal it.

He is expected to be ba(i)led tomorrow.

[Romig1]

Cubie! You poor old furball. Setting aside the iron (buy a new one) and the speeding (observe the highway code) did the robbing buggers take much?

Taken much from an allotment shed?

I believe the items taken were a stack of newspapers a kettle, an old flea-bitten armchair and a pipe.

[HK phooey]

The poor man's been the victim of a crime R, have a heart! Not everyone's allotment shed is like Arthur Fowler's btw.