Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

now you just calm down there

before you know it will be latte and kwasonts

[qbman1]

Nah - I'm strictly a Nescaff and currant bun sort of chap

[Dark Knight]

ooh how parochial
good job we are much more cosmopolitan in Hull, we know what's what here

[Not so ancient mariner]

ooh how parochial
good job we are much more cosmopolitan in Hull, we know what's what here

E.g. 'Latte' an over priced and poncey term for 'milky coffee'

[Dark Knight]

good grief its the 21st century not the 1800's
times have changed, you lot sound like ludites

[Not so ancient mariner]

good grief its the 21st century not the 1800's
times have changed, you lot sound like ludites

You mean we still don't think image is everything. Remember the attempt to rebrand the Post Office as 'Consignia' 'Resignia' would be more appropriate for the 'whizz kids' who thought of that inanity! In many areas these days form seems to be more important than function.

[Dark Knight]

OMG
I have logged on to grumpy old buggers .com by mistake
I will await the tales of your childhood spent in poverty and squalor. meanwhile I will nip off for a latte and a pannini

[qbman1]

Now, since I am not going to be here until next Thursday, I don't want you lot arguing and getting all fractious without my calm and reasoning voice to restrain you. Just play prettily or you will all be exiled to the Land of the Buddha Snowglobe

[Dark Knight]

when you have all stopped cheering and celebrating, just remember.............he will be back

[qbman1]

You'll miss me when I'm gone...

[Dark Knight]

thought you already had....ah well...you soon will be..

[qbman1]

Yep, just over an hour to go.

Anyway, where's Scanner Man today.....and we haven't seen much of Floosie lately either

[Dark Knight]

no idea...no doubt they will pop up anon

[Not so ancient mariner]

I hope SS has not developed a Repetitive Scan Injury.

[qbman1]

....or Scandenitis

[Dark Knight]

scanerdelous

[qbman1]

He could be on holiday - dare I suggest Scan-dinavia ?

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning all.

Do you think that he was merely adding corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative?

sounds like prevaricating through an orifice at the base of his vertebrae....

[Silver_Shiney]

I hope SS has not developed a Repetitive Scan Injury.

Actually, I do have an inflamed shoulder muscle and tendonitis. It's very painful. The doc has prescribed brufen and paracetamol - I know you'd have preferred the catch-all cure of amputation of the neck....

The reason I've not been around for a couple of days at lunch time is because our ISP has developed a major fault, which was only resolved this afternoon - even so, it seems like this website is one that I am still unable to access.

[Dark Knight]

Good morning all.

Do you think that he was merely adding corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative?

sounds like prevaricating through an orifice at the base of his vertebrae....

doubtful as his head is stuck up that orifice....permanently

[The Tinker]

I'm here

[Dark Knight]

and....?

[Not so ancient mariner]

and....?

So am I

[The Tinker]

but I am winn ing

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'll admit you were in the lead for around 40 minutes.

Goodnight all.