Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

well, it's lucky for them that you and I are here to take second and first places respectively

[Not so ancient mariner]

I think you may have got that the wrong way round.

[Silver_Shiney]

I think you may have got that the wrong way round.

You are quite right, sir, I apologise. Permit me to correct it.





well, it's lucky for them that me and you are here to take frst and second places respectively

[HK phooey]

Morning losers. My eldest son was born on a Friday 13th, my dear old dad was most put out that it was Maggie Thatcher's birthday too though
Mervyn, don't shout 'cock' at me it's really not nice

[Manoverboard]

Well, thats Merv for you ... common as muck

Anyone with taste and decorum would surely have said ' coq '.

[Silver_Shiney]

How are you feeling today, O Tatty one?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Mervyn, don't shout 'cock' at me it's really not nice

I didn't shout, just said it quietly. Honest

How are you feeling today, O Tatty one?

Please don't address the fine fellow Moby, who is going to invite me to the naming of the MV Mobietta, in that disrepectful way. It wasn't you who hacked my account and called him an old fool, was it?

[Dark Knight]

morning numpties

i see the banality level is still lower than a snakes a*se
well done you are all equally useless

[Mervyn and Trish]

Flattery will get you nowhere.

[Dark Knight]

lucky for me I don't need to get anywhere, as I am in front, always have been, always will be

[Mervyn and Trish]

Except now of course

[Dark Knight]

err sorry
do keep up poster boy

[Mervyn and Trish]

You rang?

You forget, I'm retired. Sooner or later you'll have to bu##er off and do some work or you won't get that new Reliant.

[Dark Knight]

Looking like I may be getting a 4x4 crossover type thing


oh and I am working ,ta ever so...cheeky sod it's called multi tasking...

[Manoverboard]

So ....

If ' one ' is retired why does ' one ' need to spend spend three days at sea winding down ?



ps .. a crossover type thing is a bra, no surprises there then

[Dark Knight]

Moby

ps .. a crossover type thing is a bra, no surprises there then

in the 1950's and 60's perhaps
in the modern world it is a car

[HK phooey]

Oh God, you're not still banging on about cars are you? Why are blokes so boring and stupid?

[Dark Knight]

HK

You know the solution.............sod off and go and read something else

[qbman1]

Curried egg sandwich time

[HK phooey]

Cubie! Poor Lisa must have realised what a perve you are and gone in disguise Sod off yourself you old bat.

[Dark Knight]

Curried Egg.....why??

[HK phooey]

Because he lives his life like it's 1970?

[qbman1]

'cos it's better than a plain old egg !

Forgot to ask - how was your Michelin-starred anniversary meal ? Ours was really good on Saturday, although they do know how to charge for the wine !

[Dark Knight]

QB
It was great, the place was really nice, food was very tasty and not ,massively expensive
£100 for 2 , I was driving, so that kept the bill down, as Lady D only had 2 or 3 glasses of wine
will be going back in the near future, that is for sure
for a michelin it was surprisingly cheap??

[Not so ancient mariner]

in the 1950's and 60's perhaps
in the modern world it is a car

and is salesman speak meaning 'neither one thing nor t'other'