Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Is he doing a double act with Pam Ayres then ?

[HK phooey]

It's him, Pam and Michael Jackson. Should be a good night.

[qbman1]

Last show I saw there was Annie - do you think this might surpass that one ?

[qbman1]

Gotta go now - hope it stays dry so I can get me 'taters in

[HK phooey]

Definitely. There's rumours that psychic Sally might do a guest appearance too. I sat through 3 hours of The Sound of Music there in December.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Definitely. There's rumours that psychic Sally might do a guest appearance too. I sat through 3 hours of The Sound of Music there in December.

I'm told that some unforeseen circumstances have caused her to cancel.

[HK phooey]

Hello notso old bean. I'll just have to make do with the other 3 then. Perhaps you and Cubie could join me and we could have a nice vindaloo afterwards

[Not so ancient mariner]

I like Indian food, but 'Chicken Bhum Burnas' is not one of my favourites.

[HK phooey]

Ok, you can have a madras.

[Dark Knight]

afternoon sad ones

[Not so ancient mariner]

That remind me of the limerick "There was a young girl from Madras........."

[HK phooey]

The bat's not coming. I'd be embarassed to sit with a man eating a korma.

[Not so ancient mariner]

afternoon sad ones

Please define 'sad'. I am not in the least bit unhappy - or at least I wasn't 5 minutes ago!

[Not so ancient mariner]

The bat's not coming. I'd be embarassed to sit with a man eating a korma.

Didn't you tell me you had a dodgy Tikka, or was that Cubie?

[Dark Knight]

rhogan josh actually convict

[HK phooey]

Ok you can come but you're not sitting on my knee.

[Dark Knight]

they are too knobbly to be confortable

[HK phooey]

Actually I won the Isle of Wight's least knobbly knee competition this year so up your bum.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Actually I won the Isle of Wight's least knobbly knee competition this year so up your bum.

From what I have heard, that would not have been too difficult!


(no disrespect to your good self of course!!)

[Quizzical Bob]

Actually I won the Isle of Wight's least knobbly knee competition this year so up your bum.

Would that be because of all the inbreeding?

[The Tinker]

Actually I won the Isle of Wight's least knobbly knee competition this year so up your bum.

Would that be because of all the inbreeding?

Hey quizzybob - just remember we are all related to each other - you could be Hk's 10th cousin three times removed

[Quizzical Bob]

I've been removed lots of times.

[Not so ancient mariner]

That reminds me of the time I asked a customer had she been seen to.

She gave a conspiratorial nudge to the lady she was with, and replied:

"Many times dearie, many times!"

[HK phooey]

Right losers, I have lots of boring houseworkie type things to do so just leave this as last post ok?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Right losers, I have lots of boring houseworkie type things to do so just leave this as last post ok?

i'm not sure Cubie will let that happen......