Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Spoilsport

[HK phooey]

Oi, do as you're told.

[david63]

Hey look - I have won

[HK phooey]

Oh great, a deluded smurf has joined the circus.

[david63]

On a point of order - I have not joined the circus - I started it

[Mervyn and Trish]

David, is your second name Essex? (As in "Oh what a circus")

HK, I was only keeping the seat warm while you did the dusting.

[Dark Knight]

Afternoon delusional ones
still trying to claim second place? or first loser as it really is

anywho, I am having a bite of lunch and doing some reading, so keep the noise down you common oiks

[Mervyn and Trish]

Crikey, loitering here in your own time? Or are you multitasking and charging this to some unsuspecting customer on a Sunday?

[Dark Knight]

Just confirming my suspicions
that you are all as hopeless at the weekend ,as you are during the week
and guess what yes you are

[Not so ancient mariner]

But I'm still ahead of you!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Quite so Notso.

Though behind me.

He still hasn't told us who's picking up the tab for his Sunday double-time multitasking. I notice he dodged the question to insult those of us who are beating him.

[Dark Knight]

Poster boy
it is pro bono work
to try to bring some realism to the deluded wannabees on this here debacle, who think they have the cajonos to win

[Not so ancient mariner]

Err, exactly how would speaking a indigenous dialect from south western Mexico help you win here?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Clearly it doesn't Notso as he is in third place already.

[david63]

More like fourth place I would say

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not really counting, but it looks like fifth now. Not even an also ran.

[david63]

No still fourth - unless someone else comes along

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm counting posts rather than people so I reckon 7th now. In any case I'm/we're two people. Either way he's a distant memory.

[Dark Knight]

oh dear the dreamers club is still in full flow
must be nap time for the oldies, as all they can do is dream of victory

[Not so ancient mariner]

Ah, Mr C.O.Jones has put in an appearance.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Back from studying his Reliant brochures.

[Silver_Shiney]

Rat alert.....

[Dark Knight]

I thought there may be an improvement in the banality at the weekend but no it is just the same dross as during the week

[Silver_Shiney]

well, dear chap, keep reading our posts so you can learn how to improve yours

[Dark Knight]

err they are the dross , SS me old china
its only my stellar input that is raising the tone on here