Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

err they are the dross , SS me old china
its only my stellar input that is raising the tone on here

......and your modesty is only exceeded by your beauty

[Dark Knight]

yes it is

to know me is to love me

[Silver_Shiney]

yes it is

to know me is to love me

... with a length of lead pipe....

[Not so ancient mariner]

The very words I was looking for!

P.S. What do you think of MSC then?

[Silver_Shiney]

We were very impressed, Notso - don't know if you've seen my report yet http://www.cruise-community.me.uk/viewt ... =49&t=2286, apologies if you have.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Thanks for that, I hadn't seen them; but it's time to say goodnight now.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning people from a slightly breezy Bradley Stoke. I hope those of you up north haven't suffered any disturbance from the storms that were forecast (haven't seen the new yet)

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning people from a slightly breezy Bradley Stoke. I hope those of you up north haven't suffered any disturbance from the storms that were forecast (haven't seen the new yet)

Good morning SS. Windy & heavy rain last night - but nothing exceptional. Blue sky now, but still windy - so I don't think it will be long before we get more rain. I'm glad I'm not one of those riding a bike into the teeth of it today!

[HK phooey]

Good morning dear losers. Another week, another keyring and another load of old tosh from you lot no doubt

[david63]

What do you mean "another keyring" - haven't seen the first one yet

[Silver_Shiney]

What do you mean "another keyring" - haven't seen the first one yet

nor heard the last of it, no doubt.......

[qbman1]

I see we're still plumbing the depths. Morning girlies

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think it's time to raise the tone and the intellectual level of the discussion.

So what is the general view of mediaeval biochemistry and it's place in history then?

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, they do say now that a lot of these ancient remedies are actually quite effective

[HK phooey]

In my spare time I like to dress up as a knight, and jump over 20 parked cars on a horse.
I call myself Medieval Knievel.

[Mervyn and Trish]

So long as you don't do it after 9pm. Then you'd be a Dark knight!!!!!!

[HK phooey]

Don't be disgusting Merv! Dark Knight is a wannabe that wears budgie smugglers whilst swimming. I am a winner with class and sophistication.

[david63]

That's three words that don't often see together (HK phooey, class & sophistication)

[HK phooey]

That's ofensive smurfie, consider yourself reported.

[qbman1]

You telling teacher again ?

[HK phooey]

Cubie, where have you been? I need someone to play with!

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's three words that don't often see together (HK phooey, class & sophistication)

Another three words best not seen together, Darknight, budgie and smugglers!

[qbman1]

...and here's another three you never see - Mervyn : Trish : Winning

[Mervyn and Trish]

Except now of course.

[qbman1]

Cubie, where have you been? I need someone to play with!

sorry, dear heart, I've had my nose to the grindstone this morning. Now it's time for my sausage and mustard mayo sandwich with home grown tomatoes and cucumber followed by home-made fruit cake

Do I take it, then, that you've been playing with yourself....?!