Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, they do say now that a lot of these ancient remedies are actually quite effective

I am always intrigued as to how they discovered these things; e.g that chewing the bark of certain species of willow has an analgesic effect.

[HK phooey]

Notso, my guess is that someone chewed it and reported an analgesic effect. I am very short of customers today and bored stiff.

[HK phooey]

I said I'm bored stiff! Entertain me somebody FGS!

[qbman1]

You're old enough to make your own entertainment. You're worse than an 8 year old on the sixth week of the summer hols !

[HK phooey]

You'd better have some good stuff lined up for me at Easter Cubie. I tend to play up when bored.

[qbman1]

Don't worry, there'll be lots of fun and frolics....

[Silver_Shiney]

You'd better have some good stuff lined up for me at Easter Cubie. I tend to play up when bored.

I usually play Spider Solitaire when I'm bored

[qbman1]

I can't remember ever having been that bored....!

[HK phooey]

Cubie, I'm not doing any gardening and there's to be no talk of gardening. Get plenty of champagne, that film about the Boxing day tsunami, Trivial Pursuit and some Ferrero Rocher. Follow these instructions carefully and noone need get hurt.

[Silver_Shiney]

Make that a decent Merlot/Chiraz, Band of Brothers, Carcassone and chilli-infused chocolate, and you're on!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Get a room you two!

[HK phooey]

Oh and Cubie, there's no way I'm playing Twister so don't waste your money.

[Quizzical Bob]

Good morning people from a slightly breezy Bradley Stoke. I hope those of you up north haven't suffered any disturbance from the storms that were forecast (haven't seen the new yet)

Sadly Broke? My daughter lives there.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning people from a slightly breezy Bradley Stoke. I hope those of you up north haven't suffered any disturbance from the storms that were forecast (haven't seen the new yet)

Sadly Broke? My daughter lives there.

Clearly a lady of high taste

[qbman1]

Oh and Cubie, there's no way I'm playing Twister so don't waste your money.

Do you dabble in strip scrabble by any chance...?

[Dark Knight]

hey ho loonies and the menopausal shop girl

i see you have manged to sink even lower than usual without my witty and urbane imput

I do have better things to do than to try and educate the dregs on here but as you are in the "special needs" class I will attempt to bring some much needed sunshine into your dull grey lives

[Silver_Shiney]

your consideration and concern for your betters knows no bounds, DK. I just want you to know I don't believe all those things the Admiral said about you.

[HK phooey]

Go away you old bat, I'm trying to plan my Easter with the Chipping Norton set!

[qbman1]

She wants to tango with Clarkson....

[Dark Knight]

QB
I wouldnt worry HK will never get of the island, the quarantine laws are very strict

SS delighted to be of assistance to the less fortunate than my good sefl

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ok the bat's been in front long enough. Shooo.

[Dark Knight]

you dont shoo bats, poster boy
you shoe horses

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well flap off then

[Not so ancient mariner]

you dont shoo bats,

You shoot them?

[Silver_Shiney]

stop usurping me from my rightful place, or else I'll get ratty.....