Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Are you changing identities then .....or still just swapping underwear ?

[HK phooey]

Batty was furious when he phoned this morning. He was constructing the Batmobile out of lego when one of the dogs jumped on him and there's a threer stuck up his nose so he's off to A & E. He's like a big kid.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Are you changing identities then .....or still just swapping underwear ?

Neither, just comparing notes. HK told me he was auditioning for the lead role in a new film. I forget the name, but it was something like
"A Brummy Werewolf in Yorkshire.

Anyhow, I thought you were going to be away all day. HK wants sombody to play with, but she'd never survive this far north, so will have to make do with someone in the home counties.

[qbman1]

Off at about 3:00 for an evening show near Berrrmingum

[Not so ancient mariner]

Rather you than me. Birmingham is the only place in the UK where I have met another british person, and we couldn't understand each other.

[HK phooey]

What's the difference between a brummie and a Jumbo Jet?
A Jumbo Jet stops whining when it lands in Malaga.

Don't tell the bat that, he's a bit touchy about his brummie roots.

[qbman1]

Rather you than me. Birmingham is the only place in the UK where I have met another british person, and we couldn't understand each other.

I'm going to the posh end - they put ketchup not gravy on their chips

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, we've now booked a cruise for October 2014 - Oceana to the Canaries. A chance to say goodbye to our favourite ship

Huh? Is something happening to Oceana I'd not heard about?

I've heard from several folk on the forum that she's being transferred to the Australian fleet in 2015

[HK phooey]

Hello shiny man, is it cup a soup time already?

[Silver_Shiney]

been and gone, dear heart, as has the banana to follow.

How are things in the key-ring emporium?

[HK phooey]

Cold but nicely busy today thank you old bean. The guardian angels in a gift bag are practically flying out the door

[Silver_Shiney]

At least your tat is selling. Visitors to our little bookstall buy the books but rarely touch the keyrings and pens. Mind you, having said that, a Korean guy last year bought 50 keyrings in one go. Once they're gone, they're gone, we aren't restocking

[HK phooey]

My stuff isn't tat!

[Silver_Shiney]

[The Tinker]

At least your tat is selling. Visitors to our little bookstall buy the books but rarely touch the keyrings and pens. Mind you, having said that, a Korean guy last year bought 50 keyrings in one go. Once they're gone, they're gone, we aren't restocking

Perhaps HK could supply you with some of her guardian angels to sell - if you put from the IOW most people will buy anything.

[The Tinker]

Can I just add that your bookstall does not look very appealing from your photo - I think you need to update it/jazz it up a bit

[Silver_Shiney]

Alternatively, I could offload our tat on to her.....

[The Tinker]

Alternatively, I could offload our tat on to her.....

Perhaps HK could visit and be your 'mary portas'

[Silver_Shiney]

Can I just add that your bookstall does not look very appealing from your photo - I think you need to update it/jazz it up a bit

That's an old photo - the grandfather clock has been moved into another room for a start. Space is our main consideration, that's about the only place we can put it. It does need to go on another table though, but I don't think it's worth buying proper display racking as we are running the bookstall down to just a couple of titles.

[Silver_Shiney]

Alternatively, I could offload our tat on to her.....

Perhaps HK could visit and be your 'mary portas'

La Portas wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the charity shop I used to manage

[qbman1]

What you all need are a few spectacular flower arrangements to spice up your displays. Now, I know just the person to supply them......!

[Silver_Shiney]

Kind offer sir, but again, we haven't got the space

[Dark Knight]

OMG its like an old codgers home in here
flower arrangements, selling TAT to gullible mugs
Delusional HK , who is obviously missing her meds

I despair, the sooner Dignitas get a franchise in the UK the better

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well, we've now booked a cruise for October 2014 - Oceana to the Canaries. A chance to say goodbye to our favourite ship

Huh? Is something happening to Oceana I'd not heard about?

I've heard from several folk on the forum that she's being transferred to the Australian fleet in 2015

Ah. Not heard that one, but wouldn't be surprised. For various reasons I suspected that if any ship were to leave when Canberra arrives it would be Oceana. I know she has some big fans, including you by the sound of it, but she's not among my favourites (though if the price is right......)

[Silver_Shiney]

I despair, the sooner Dignitas get a franchise in the UK the better

Why, can't you afford the fare to Switzerland? I'm sure we can organise a whip-round for you.....











(You know I'm only joking, mate!)