Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon, everyone. How are you all enjoying the first day of the weeK?

[HK phooey]

It's Wednesday you silly rat

[Silver_Shiney]

Correct

Why, don't you start your week on a Wednesday?

[qbman1]

It's all those years of scanning - he's finally lost it

[Silver_Shiney]

Think it through.....

Start your week on a Wednesday.

It gets rid of the Monday-morning blues.

You work three days, get two off, then it's only another two days before the end of the week.

And...











if you believe that, you'll believe anything

[qbman1]

Don't worry, the nice young men in the white coats will be along any time soon

[Silver_Shiney]

Oooh goody, do I get to wear one of those nice thermal jackets with the long sleeves?

And get a bedroom with bouncy wallpaper??

[HK phooey]

I'd love a week in the loony bin, all drugged up and having a nice rest

[Silver_Shiney]

this can be arranged, dear heart

[HK phooey]

You'd do that for me? Thank you shiny man.

[Silver_Shiney]

Why certainly, fair maiden.



It would get you out of the way while we get on with the serious business of winning LOTP

[HK phooey]

I fancy the Priory in London if you can stretch to it, en suite of course.

[Silver_Shiney]

The priory in Christchurch would be easier for you to get to - not so much travelling in your delicate condition. London's pollution is definitely not good for your migraine.

[qbman1]

I'd love a week in the loony bin, all drugged up and having a nice rest

Sounds like a normal week in the Isle of Wight to me !

[HK phooey]

We're not all drugged up hippies over here you know!

[Silver_Shiney]

No, I suppose the Chief Warden has to stay compus mentus....

[qbman1]

We're not all drugged up hippies over here you know!

I know - that's the only way to tell who the holidaymakers are....they're reasonably lucid

[HK phooey]

Ha bloody ha. I have 4 extremely smelly holidaymakers in the shop at the moment, shall I chuck them out?

[Silver_Shiney]

why are you on here instead of paying attention to your valued customers?

[HK phooey]

They smell of BO and unwashed undercrackers and as they're northern folk I'm pretty confident that they're not going to part with any cash.

[Silver_Shiney]

Didn't know DK was travelling down that way....

[HK phooey]

I told you that the old bat received a lifetime ban from the island in 1972.

[Silver_Shiney]

It's not often you're right, but you're wrong again.

It was a life-time ban from THIS island, it was life-time EXILE to the convict colony.

How did he escape, anyway?

[Silver_Shiney]

Anyway, I've got to love you and leave you, trough-time having come to an end.

"see" you this evening, no doubt.

[HK phooey]

Bye bye ratty, I wish I could say it's been fun