Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Anyway, I've got to love you and leave you, trough-time having come to an end.

"see" you this evening, no doubt.

Not me - I've got to harvest some veg before it lashes down again

[Manoverboard]

STOP PRESS

The Priory at Wareham wins by a short head ... tis where Mobietta had her special birthday tea.

[HK phooey]

Do they dish out lots of valium and let you stay in bed for a week?

[qbman1]

Wasn't that John and Yoko - you need the Amsterdam Hilton

[Not so ancient mariner]

Ha bl**dy ha. I have 4 extremely smelly holidaymakers in the shop at the moment, shall I chuck them out?

If you had 4 customers in the shop, what were you doing on here?

I don't know. You just can't get the staff..............!

[HK phooey]

As I'd already explained, they were northern ie unlikely to spend ie why should I waste my time being charming?

[qbman1]

She was probably under the counter, on the 'phone to her psychiatrist

[qbman1]

As I'd already explained, they were northern ie unlikely to spend ie why should I waste my time being charming?

Well, did they spend anything...?

[Not so ancient mariner]

More to the point as they were left alone - did they nick anything??

[qbman1]

It's mandatory oop norf, isn't it....?

[Not so ancient mariner]

In the Liverpool area anyway!

I've just seen this headline on the BBC news site

HK couple get jail terms for torture of Indonesian maid

Is there something we are not being told?

[qbman1]

It must be torture for anyone visiting the Emporium of Tat so I can believe anything

[Not so ancient mariner]

As I'd already explained, they were northern ie unlikely to spend ie why should I waste my time being charming?

There has to be a first time for everything!

[Dark Knight]

evening good people of the nut house

I simply cannot be bothered reading back ,as there will be little of any import, so I will assume it has plumbed the usual depths of banality and hubris

would I be correct?

[Silver_Shiney]

No we plumbed new depths at your expense

How's the e-fag going?





HK, you could always go to the Priory in Bristol. I could come and visit you to give personal abuse, instead of e-abuse

[Dark Knight]

dear ratty
you collectively could not afford my expenses, I am rather an expensive proposition

still on the E cigarette after nearly a month, I think? and no problems so far

[Silver_Shiney]

well done, mate, it DOES get easier

[Not so ancient mariner]

HK, you could always go to the Priory in Bristol. I could come and visit you to give personal abuse, instead of e-abuse

Alternatively there is The Retreat in York, where Batty could provide the service instead.

[Dark Knight]

the only retreat you will see me in is on Azura

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evening all. It has been quiet tonight.

[Silver_Shiney]

It has indeed. Must be my aftershave that's putting people off (Essence of Alley Cat)

[Not so ancient mariner]

It has indeed. Must be my aftershave that's putting people off (Essence of Alley Cat)

It reminded me of Canal No.5

[Silver_Shiney]

mornin' all!

[Dark Knight]

morning peeps

[qbman1]

me too....