Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

Does your OH know you are conversing with strange men on the internet?

[Silver_Shiney]

Does your OH know you are conversing with strange men on the internet?

Is there something about HK I don't know about....???

[Not so ancient mariner]

Does your OH know you are conversing with strange men on the internet?

Is there something about HK I don't know about....???

Quite probably!!

[The Tinker]

Swingers keep heavy white rocks stored on their front porches. When it's time for a party, they lug them to the edge of the lawn. It's very common for the wife of an absent-minded swinger to ask just before the party begins, "Dear, did you get your rocks off yet?"

I wonder how many of you have large white rocks outside your front door

Not me: but when working for the post office one Christmas, one of the houses on my walk had a large flat rock by the front door. On this was written "Please turn me over". If you were daft enough to do so, on the other side you found "Thanks, that feels much better".

The world loves a comedian!

Bet you felt a bit silly after you turned it over?

[Dark Knight]

afternoon all
I was up at 6.15 this am
on the golf course at 7.30
finished and home by 12.00
shopping done
cruise paid for in full
now awaiting Lady D so we can look at the excursions for our cruise and decide what we are going o do whilst there

[The Tinker]

afternoon all
I was up at 6.15 this am
on the golf course at 7.30
finished and home by 12.00
shopping done
cruise paid for in full
now awaiting Lady D so we can look at the excursions for our cruise and decide what we are going o do whilst there

What a busybee - the only thing you haven't achieved is winning on here

[Dark Knight]

says who

oh runner up

[Silver_Shiney]

says who

me does

[Dark Knight]

and you are ?

[Silver_Shiney]

your beloved leader, who else?

[Dark Knight]

given that I am your benign dictator , then your beloved leader would be me


or else

[The Tinker]

given that I am your benign dictator , then your beloved leader would be me


or else

Bedtime reading of wikipedia again DK - you will be rattling on about divine absolutement next

[Dark Knight]

Tink
Wiki is the last refuge of the ill educated, who cannot put big long words in a sentence wiv owt cocking it up

[Silver_Shiney]

Tink
Wiki is the last refuge of the ill educated, who cannot put big long words in a sentence wiv owt cocking it up

do you mind? I wrote one of the pages on Wikipedia!

[The Tinker]

Tink
Wiki is the last refuge of the ill educated, who cannot put big long words in a sentence wiv owt cocking it up

do you mind? I wrote one of the pages on Wikipedia!

dare we ask which one?

[Dark Knight]

not the contributors
the people who use it to plagarise other people's work and pass it off as their own idea, best utilised when losing an argument for the umpteenth time, or when trying to sound educated and worldy wise ,when they have the IQ of a onion

[HK phooey]

Batty are you going to Tortola? I would thoroughly recommend a trip to Cane Garden Bay.

[Dark Knight]

HK
no its not on the list

[Silver_Shiney]

well, while you sort of which list, if any, it's on, I'll resume my place at front.

Evenin' all!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I've just received a cruises advert that includes one that departs on the 5th of April next year, for a 7 night cruise to fjordland: - and where does it depart from?.......................................'Ull !!

[The Tinker]

Quick then notso - off you go to book it - leave the winning to me.

[Not so ancient mariner]

The winning is for me, not that cruise. Liverpool, Newcastle, Leith, Rosyth & Greenock are all closer than 'Ull.

[Silver_Shiney]

It's not often you're right, Notso, but you're wrong again.

I'm in the lead

[Not so ancient mariner]

You were saying?

[Silver_Shiney]

You were saying?

It's not often you're right, Notso, but you're wrong again.

I'm in the lead





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