Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

you too, Tinks!

[Dark Knight]

shift looooosers
I am here
you have lost

end of

now keep it down in the stalls

[qbman1]

I know you will all be riveted but I am as stiff as a plank after digging, sorting and picking up 6 rows of 'taters yesterday

Now I have to gird my loins and load the car later for our flower demo up Northampton way tonight

Thanks for the sympathy.....

[HK phooey]

Cubie, an old boy like you, used to a life of sitting on his backside fleecing students really shouldn't have these sudden flurries of activity. No doubt you have reinfalmed your lumbago. I hope there'll be none of this flower show nonsense during my Easter break?

[qbman1]

Fear not, I shall be devoting myself entirely to you and Tinks

[HK phooey]

Tinks isn't going, end of.

[Dark Knight]

oooh sounds like someone is afraid of a bit of competition for the fuury ones affections

[qbman1]

Probably just had a few nasty experiences with threesomes

[HK phooey]

Au contraire you old bat. I just don't want Tinks to be heartbroken when she sees Cubie fawning all over me.

[Dark Knight]

QB
you do know HK is ,err ,much older than she lets on, it was her 50th wedding anniversary not long ago,
I hope you are not falling for a cyber persona rather than the real thing
before making any rash promises vis a vis a 3 up, I would ask for recent photographic eveidence
like kidnappers do, have HK send you a photo with todays newspaper in shot, just to verify, that she is indeed alive and well and the right side of 80

[HK phooey]

You little git Batty

[Dark Knight]

the lady ? doth protest too much

[HK phooey]

Stop trying to annoy me, it's Monday and my hair has frizzed

[Not so ancient mariner]

QB
you do know HK is ,err ,much older than she lets on, it was her 50th wedding anniversary not long ago,
I hope you are not falling for a cyber persona rather than the real thing
before making any rash promises vis a vis a 3 up, I would ask for recent photographic eveidence
like kidnappers do, have HK send you a photo with todays newspaper in shot, just to verify, that she is indeed alive and well and the right side of 80

Not sure that will achieve anything. It's amazing what you can do with photoshop*


* other programs are available

[Dark Knight]

good point NOTSO
I am told you can even colour in sepia and black and white photo's now?
so the ones of HK in the early 1900's may appear quite modern?

[qbman1]

...but the horse and cart and wild-eyed yokels with pithcforks in the background will be a bit of a giveaway

[Not so ancient mariner]

Stop trying to annoy me, it's Monday and my hair has frizzed

Don't tell us - you've stuck your fingers in the power socket again.

[Dark Knight]

I bet it's a hangover ??

[HK phooey]

A very slight hangover I wil admit, but I am still mainly my usual sunny self

[Dark Knight]

Guffaw and more Guffaw

[qbman1]

Whatever happened to the days of responsible parenting? Getting lashed on a Sunday night hardly sets a good example to the offspring now, does it ?

[HK phooey]

I wasn't lashed, we had friends round for dinner and I was being sociable.

[qbman1]

Out in the street, throwing up in the gutter with your pants around your ankles does not count as "being sociable" any more

[Dark Knight]

it does on the IOW
in fact it is the norm, drunk or not

[Not so ancient mariner]

it does on the IOW
in fact it is the norm, drunk or not

You exaggerate: - it's only certain parts of it.