Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

see delusions

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, she's not alone in that.

[The Tinker]

Good evening all

CHECK = I'm winning

CHECK = the unstable mentalites are now locked up for the night

CHECK = lovely day at work and taken out to lunch

CHECK = check under bed for rats drinking cup a soup.

[Silver_Shiney]

CHECK = check under bed for rats drinking cup a soup.

BOO!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Careful.....you'll spray soup everywhere!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Careful.....you'll spray soup everywhere!!

sorry....

[Not so ancient mariner]

OK, just make sure it doesn't happen again.

[Silver_Shiney]

okay, but I'm still in the lead

[Meg 50]

and again I say, "in your dreams"

[Silver_Shiney]

and again I say, "in your dreams"

in my dreams, and in my waking moments.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Surely you mean 'in my dreams - and daydreams'

[Silver_Shiney]

I wouldn't know what happens in your dreams and daydreams, dear sir. But if you wish to fantasise about becoming second fiddle to me, that's fine with me

[Not so ancient mariner]

Unlikely (to put it politely)

[The Tinker]

Morning from a very foggy somerset - can still see far enough ahead to see I am winning.

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning from a very foggy somerset - can still see far enough ahead to see I am winning.

you should've gone to Specsavers.....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Quote from the Today Programme on Radio 4 this morning:

"Even rats can enjoy a good laugh"

[Silver_Shiney]

Quote from the Today Programme on Radio 4 this morning:

"Even rats can enjoy a good laugh"

Exactly, that's why I keep coming here for a laugh at you lot

Anyway, work beckons!

[The Tinker]

Behave - or I will send these people round.


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[qbman1]

Morning wastrels and sundry hangers-on. Here I am, back from the clutches of the worthies of west Northampton who were clamouring to get their hands on me flowers last night. I may be asleep before lunch !

[The Tinker]

Morning wastrels and sundry hangers-on. Here I am, back from the clutches of the worthies of west Northampton who were clamouring to get their hands on me flowers last night. I may be asleep before lunch !

Good morning my wandering flower philanderer - I will be expecting a large bouquet of flowers before lunchtime and less of this flirting with HK or you may have to be declawed.

[qbman1]

Morning wastrels and sundry hangers-on. Here I am, back from the clutches of the worthies of west Northampton who were clamouring to get their hands on me flowers last night. I may be asleep before lunch !

Good morning my wandering flower philanderer - I will be expecting a large bouquet of flowers before lunchtime and less of this flirting with HK or you may have to be declawed.

Sorry, dear heart, THESE and THESE are just for you. Two of Mrs Cubie's creations from last night. Am I forgiven ?!

[The Tinker]

Morning wastrels and sundry hangers-on. Here I am, back from the clutches of the worthies of west Northampton who were clamouring to get their hands on me flowers last night. I may be asleep before lunch !

Good morning my wandering flower philanderer - I will be expecting a large bouquet of flowers before lunchtime and less of this flirting with HK or you may have to be declawed.

Sorry, dear heart, THESE and THESE are just for you. Two of Mrs Cubie's creations from last night. Am I forgiven ?!

Thank you - you are forgiven for now - but I am keeping an eye on you.

Haha HK - put that in your pipe and smoke it

[qbman1]

If anyone needs to be de-clawed around here, it's Floosie, not me !

[HK phooey]

Where's my flowers you furry tart?

[qbman1]

We didn't have any holly or deadly nightshade last night - sorry