Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

Morning cyber dossers
this is getting like cardboard city for computer oiks
have you all got nowt to do?

lazy sods

[qbman1]

this is getting like cardboard city for computer oiks

It is now !

[HK phooey]

Batty you are king of the sloths so shut your face.

[qbman1]

I thought he was King of the Swingers since he moved to 'Ull !

[Dark Knight]

we have yet to plant the pampas grass in the front lawn
HK has promised to send over a cutting form her mature bush

[qbman1]

Rumour has it, she has to trim her bush several times a month

[Dark Knight]

it is getting a bit stringy and limp apparently

must be a right old bush then

[Not so ancient mariner]

we have yet to plant the pampas grass in the front lawn
HK has promised to send over a cutting form her mature bush

Would you mind re-phrasing that

[Dark Knight]

why
HK has a stringy old bush that is in need of regular trimming and attention

[qbman1]

it is getting a bit stringy and limp apparently

must be a right old bush then

Not the sort of thing you would want on show in your front garden - might attract the wrong kind of vagrant

[Dark Knight]

you need to keep on top of a rampant bush, other wise it gets out of control

[qbman1]

I know, it looks awful when it starts to wilt and go grey around the edges

[Dark Knight]

thats when it needs a firm hand. nothing worse than a stringy grey bush....

[qbman1]

Can't say I have ever seen one myself - I would deal with it with the long-handled loppers well before it got to that stage

[Dark Knight]

i thought the more you trimmed a rampant bush, the faster it grew back?

[qbman1]

Really depends on whether it is a climber or a rambler......or even a ground-cover variety

[Dark Knight]

in Hk's case, I would suspect a climber

[qbman1]

....the sort that gets tangled round everything and is a devil to get out ?

[Dark Knight]

i suspect it will need a right good seeing to, to put some oomph back into it,

after all it has been neglected for quite a while, so I believe?

[qbman1]

Usually, when it gets to that stage, it is best to chop it all off and start again

[HK phooey]

You unspeakable pair of buggers. You'll pay for this

[Dark Knight]

is it possible to train an old ,stringy ,grey bush into a new style
or does it have to be cut right back to the roots, to start again?

[Silver_Shiney]

Behave - or I will send these people round.


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[qbman1]

is it possible to train an old ,stringy ,grey bush into a new style
or does it have to be cut right back to the roots, to start again?

Once it's completely out of hand, you may as well give up and start afresh. No point trying to rescue a mangy old thing like that

[Dark Knight]

so best to get a new young vigorous bush and get shut of the old mangy one then?
not much life left in HK's old bush then?