Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Showing your age there, old bean !

1966?

I was 11 at the time

[Not so ancient mariner]

I was suggesting other Christmas songs for HK, and Alan, you are younger than me, but only by 2 years.

[Silver_Shiney]

I was suggesting other Christmas songs for HK, and Alan, you are younger than me, but only by 2 years.

... and still in the lead

[Not so ancient mariner]

but not for long. However, lunch is over and it's back to work for me.

[qbman1]

They work you hard on the chain gang these days

[Silver_Shiney]

They work you hard on the chain gang these days

Those days are long gone for me, thankfully. My job is nice and relaxing (notwithstanding the 80+ schoolkids who came to visit the museum this morning)

[qbman1]

If you think 80+ schoolkids are relaxing, Scanner Man, you need to be in the same padded cell as HK !

[Silver_Shiney]

If you think 80+ schoolkids are relaxing, Scanner Man, you need to be in the same padded cell as HK !

You misunderstand, sir - it's relaxing apart from the occasional school visit.

As for sharing the same padded cell..... what have I done to upset you??

[qbman1]

'pon reflection, no, I wouldn't wish that fate upon anyone - you can have a cell all to yourself!

[Silver_Shiney]

'pon reflection, no, I wouldn't wish that fate upon anyone - you can have a cell all to yourself!

You're too kind, sir

[qbman1]

I hear life is not too bad in the P&O Home for the terminally deluded. Our Carol will be popping in and out with meals on wheels soon

[Silver_Shiney]

no delusions about winning this, though

[qbman1]

I rest my case...

[Silver_Shiney]

too heavy for you, is it, dear sir? Never mind, you have a rest and leave the winning to the pros!

[qbman1]

Long enough. Happy now ?

[HK phooey]

I have risen above the bullying on this thread and am having a lovely day thank you so much.

[qbman1]

We've all been so worried......

[HK phooey]

So you should be. And I don't want any more stupid poems from any of you got it?

[Not so ancient mariner]

A woman from the Isle of Wight.......

[Quizzical Bob]

Was out on the town late one night

[qbman1]

When all at once she had a fright

[Manoverboard]

Cos on the Ferry there was a fight.

[HK phooey]

Please don't give up your day jobs. You lot make Batty seem like Ted Hughes.

[Manoverboard]

Nah, you can't beat the Rupert Bear style of poetry I always say.

[Dark Knight]

I leave you for a day and a hlalf and look at the state of the place

just to clarify, old HK gets her poems off her fellow inmate's tattoos, hence the dreadful spelling and the awful syntax and grammar

the last missive I sent to HK was a restraining order banning her from setting foot in the North and from sending naked photo's of herself with a rose between her teeth.....put me right of me tea it did