Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Stop fantasising about me naked you old bat. I'm thinking of having your poems made into a book now I have so many

[Not so ancient mariner]

And the tourists get a free copy with every snow globe??

[HK phooey]

Ooh good idea Notso, I may have to try grooming you again

[Silver_Shiney]

Ooh good idea Notso, I may have to try grooming you again

[HK phooey]

Jealousy is a very unattractive character trait Ratty.

[The Tinker]

Good evening my special cases - I spend all day looking after vulnerable adults (not literally - just answering the phone when they ring to complain (sorry meant compliment) to us and, I come home to a load of baskets! HELP

[Not so ancient mariner]

Ooh good idea Notso, I may have to try grooming you again

If you go due west from here, first state of the USA you cross is..................ALASKA! I could also remind you of a text message I sent to my daughter two years ago this December. It read: 'Minus 16.5 in the car this a.m.' - and that was when I arrived at work. Earlier it had been colder still.

Do you think you would survive this far North?

[Dark Knight]

evening
just finished me tea and very nice it was too

[Silver_Shiney]

Jealousy is a very unattractive character trait Ratty.

I wasn't being jealous, I was throwing up

[Dark Knight]

Oi I have just eaten

do you mind?

[Silver_Shiney]

Not at all, sir!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good evening all. I'm beginning to think that living 350miles away from Southampton is not entirely a bad thing.

[Dark Knight]

Hull is somewhat closer but more dificult to get to, due to the barb wire and pitbulls along the M62

[Not so ancient mariner]

There's always the M18 and over the bridge........

[Dark Knight]

what!! past the rotties and the chavs...no thank you, those buggers bite and I do not mean the dogs

[Not so ancient mariner]

what!! past the rotties and the chavs...no thank you, those buggers bite and I do not mean the dogs

I know what you mean. I'm told the only way to tell them apart, is that one of them wears lipstick - though I must admit to not being entirely sure which one that is.

[The Tinker]

Morning special ones - see you are all lounging in bed again as usual

[Silver_Shiney]

Chance would be a fine thing!

[Dark Knight]

behave
i have been in the office for nerly an hour in Brussels

[Silver_Shiney]

is that what they call those 24-hour pubs over there, then?

[Dark Knight]

shhhh....it is called a house of ill repute I believe

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, I want you all to see who can be the lovliest to me today,ok?

[The Tinker]

Morning losers, I want you all to see who can be the lovliest to me today,ok?

Still after some flowers HK?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning losers, I want you all to see who can be the lovliest to me today,ok?

Still after some flowers HK?

Hope springs eternal...........................!

[Dark Knight]

I will opt out of the HK lovefest now, as I cannot lie