Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

not me matey, the boss paid

[Silver_Shiney]

huh, alright for some....

[Dark Knight]

Rank has it's priveledge ,as you well know private scannerman

[Silver_Shiney]

Mine is not to question why, mine is but to shut up and get on with it.

[Dark Knight]

exactly
mine is to pillage me expense account and get away with murder

[Silver_Shiney]

expense account? Wot's one of them then?

[Dark Knight]

SS
it a thing that sucessful and high flying professionals have , that pays for all the jollies, hotels, beer, food, entertainment etc

that way my salary is left for life's little luxuries and all the dead expensive posh stuff i surround myself with

[Silver_Shiney]

how the other half live, eh?

[qbman1]

all mod cons - hot and cold running chambermaids et al

[qbman1]

What's he doing over there anyway - selling plastic novelties to Nigel Farrage ?

[Silver_Shiney]

no, cubie, you misheard... chamberPOTS

[Silver_Shiney]

What's he doing over there anyway - selling plastic novelties to Nigel Farrage ?

didn't realise he'd taken HK with him....

[qbman1]

I always thought the Belgians were a bit backward

[Silver_Shiney]

good beers, though

[HK phooey]

Batty, has anyone ever told you you're a smug git?

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, HK, when we all meet up, at least we know who will be getting all the drinks in!

[qbman1]

Better get there early, before he is flat on his back with his legs in the air. You'll know HK too - she'll be the one being sick in the street with her pants round her ankles

[Silver_Shiney]

Better get there early, before he is flat on his back with his legs in the air. You'll know HK too - she'll be the one being sick in the street with her pants round her ankles

That's alright, we'll just put his expenses credit card behind the bar and ask the barman to chuck a bucket of cold water over him after we've left.

[qbman1]

Will said meeting have a dress code ? We can't have any old Tom, d**k or 'Arry turning up in jeans or shorts

[Not so ancient mariner]

Will said meeting have a dress code ? We can't have any old Tom, d**k or 'Arry turning up in jeans or shorts

Quite so - that would never do!

[qbman1]

Good man - we don't want any scruffy 'erberts around now, do we ?

[HK phooey]

I bet Batty still wears those hideous three quarter length Donnay trousers

[Not so ancient mariner]

Weren't they full length ones that shrank in the wash?

[qbman1]

He's happiest in 'is and 'ers matching shell suits or a replica 'Ull City football strip

[HK phooey]

Northerners eh Cubie?